MattZ Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I have already said that I'd fuck Palin. But fuck Levi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 But fuck Levi sideways with a salmon.jeez Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Levi's probably dumb as a post but he's cute. Course I'm old enough to be his mother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I think Levi's amusing because he's gone rogue from the Palin campaign. Seeing how he was meticulously packaged for the Republican National Convention, holding Bristol's hand, swearing he was going to marry her, and seeing how sour things have come since then is intensely gratifying. That’s what I find interesting about Levi as well. The prick, and he is a prick, but the prick is a wildcard. By continually attempting to discredit him, the Palin camp risks adding validity to his claims. Which, whether you like him or not, given the Jerry Springer-esque circus that always seems to surround Palin, don’t strike me as all that outlandish. Had he come out and claimed Palin has, in the past, expressed a desire to legalize hunting toddlers from the safety of a helicopter, well, I’d take it with a grain of salt. But it has already been speculated that Palin’s resignation had more to do with cashing in, and less to do with helping Alaska. Which, by quitting, she did, even if only inadvertently.  The crazy bitch went and lied about Todd building a boat, when, in fact, he purchased it – I mean, who but a totally fucking crazy person lies about shit like this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 good luck with that. I'm putting $100 on the table right now guaranteeing that Levi will "act" in one of those Scary Movie/Dance Flick parody movies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 GON'd is the new pwned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 GON'd is the new pwned. Aw man, can't I be the new lolz? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 The crazy bitch went and lied about Todd building a boat, when, in fact, he purchased it – I mean, who but a totally fucking crazy person lies about shit like this?Someone who delusionally convinced herself Todd did indeed build the boat, because that makes for a better narrative than "he simply bought it." Most of Palin's lies seem to be centered around what makes a good story. She'd talk about chopping down trees with Paul Bunyon's axe and hunting, cooking and eating Babe if she thought people would believe it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Aw man, can't I be the new lolz?I'll consider it, but probably not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 She was hungry, loved politics, had charm and energy, loved walking onto the stage, waving and doing the stump speech. All good. But she was not thoughtful. She was a gifted retail politician who displayed the disadvantages of being born into a point of view (in her case a form of conservatism; elsewhere and in other circumstances, it could have been a form of liberalism) and swallowing it whole: She never learned how the other sides think, or why. In television interviews she was out of her depth in a shallow pool. She was limited in her ability to explain and defend her positions, and sometimes in knowing them. She couldn't say what she read because she didn't read anything. She was utterly unconcerned by all this and seemed in fact rather proud of it: It was evidence of her authenticity. She experienced criticism as both partisan and cruel because she could see no truth in any of it. She wasn't thoughtful enough to know she wasn't thoughtful enough. Her presentation up to the end has been scattered, illogical, manipulative and self-referential to the point of self-reverence. "I'm not wired that way," "I'm not a quitter," "I'm standing up for our values." I'm, I'm, I'm. You know, if you take Noonan's piece and replace "she" with "George Bush", it basically still holds. This is the real reason why, even though she is hawt, scares the bejesus out of me. And I belive Levi far more than I believe her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009   GAH! Damn my eyes! They BURN!! BURN!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Palin:Â I'd do that Palin before I'd consider doing that wingnut from Alaska said the straight guy from Chicagoland. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 The resources are not available at this time to Mass produce healthy, natural, 'alive' food at a feasible cost. There's a reason the foods that are cheapest are the worst for you. It's a lot easier and cheaper to feed your family on mcdonald's dollar menu than on natural, wholesome, organic foods.It's not that simple. Rice and beans, for instance, is very cheap and healthy. Most places aren't going to have locally-grown rice, but that's some stuff that is plenty cheap, natural, and healthy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'd do that Palin before I'd consider doing that wingnut from Alaska said the straight guy from Chicagoland.Honestly, I'd bang the one with the vagina, every time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Honestly, I'd bang the one with the vagina, every time. I dont think I could get myself excited enough over her to do the job. The repulsion factor would overcome natural insticts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I doubt that I could get it up for Michael Palin, either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 That would be a hell of a chore. At least he amuses me....in a good way.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm putting $100 on the table right now guaranteeing that Levi will "act" in one of those Scary Movie/Dance Flick parody movies.  I'll bet that somewhere there will emerge a sex tape of him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'll bet that somewhere there will emerge a sex tape of him. Perhaps. I'm putting $500 on meth tape. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 John Smith.........it appears that we somehow have the exact same post count at the moment!!! This is weird man, weird. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I dont think I could get myself excited enough over her to do the job. The repulsion factor would overcome natural insticts.Even after moonshine and 12 hours of beer drinking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 From a purely asthetic point of view, palin > Michelle. However, we've seen much more of michelle's melons. Mrs palin needs to step up.Bull-shit man. Michelle actually having a brain makes her much hotter than Palin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Bull-shit man. Michelle actually having a brain makes her much hotter than Palin. Barack > Palin > Michelle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 Bull-shit man. Michelle actually having a brain makes her much hotter than Palin. Does that mean Steven Hawking is hotter than Mel Gibson? Ladies... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 It would take an exceptional man to have a penis that could get hard after all of that. QFT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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