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what are the proper condiments to put on a hot dog?

 

I go to James Coney Island, a Houston eatery that has been around since 1923.

 

I get chili and shredded cheese on my hot dogs, and they make me so happy that I sometimes feel high after I eat them.  

 

I just drooled a little typing that.

is it so humid that they swell and burst open?

 

they do not, but sometimes women's tops do.

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Montreal used to have baseballers called Expos. What the hell is an Expo exactly and why would a Giant, a Pirate, or even a Cardinal or a Cub be afraid of one?

 

the baseball team was named after the 1967 International and Universal Exposition in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. There were several Vietnam war protesters present. Have you ever smelled a hippie? It would not shock me at all if a Giant, Pirate, Cardinal or Cub ran away with purpose.

And while you're at it, what the hell is a Virginia Tech Hokie?

Hoki, Hoki, Hoki, Hy.

Techs, Techs, V.P.I.

Sola-Rex, Sola-Rah.

Polytechs - Vir-gin-ia.

Rae, Ri, V.P.I.

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the baseball team was named after the 1967 International and Universal Exposition in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. There were several Vietnam war protesters present. Have you ever smelled a hippie? It would not shock me at all if a Giant, Pirate, Cardinal or Cub ran away with purpose

Oh.

 

My respect for Rusty Staub has now increased tenfold. He must have felt conflicted.

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I had a bit too much beer at the local brewery and signed my bill "Dick Gozinya" to get a cheap and immature laugh from people.  Am I going to get in trouble or does anyone even look at the signature?

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