kidsmoke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 All possibilities! 1. A pair of conjoined twins will be successfully separated by a pair of great white sharks who are themselves conjoined. 2. Justin Beiber will stop being a little bitch. 3. Donald Trump will get over himself. What's more likely to happen than YOU winning? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Fucking Vikings winning the fucking Super Bowl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Me becoming a rock star.The Cubs winning the World Series (to borrow a theme from uncool)Keith Richards dying in the next week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Sunloath being played live by the band?Uncle Tupelo getting back together? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Steven Avery getting Parole.Conservatives supporting ObamaThe Smiths and Talking Heads reuniting and going on tour as a packageMorrissey eating meat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 Good luck tonight, everybody, even though it's more likely that ISIS will decide to disband and join Bono to put on a big concert for world harmony and peace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KevinG Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Because I did not win in powerball last night, my dream of Billionaire playboy by day, costumed vigilante by night was officially crushed. Though I did win 4 dollars with the powerball thanks to Ron Santo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 My office pool with 44 participants won $16 so I get like .30 cents from my $18 dollars worth of play over the last two weeks lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Our 35 person, $700 pool won an amazing $28. I think the plan is to buy some donuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Our 35 person, $700 pool won an amazing $28. I think the plan is to buy some donuts.Not too bad! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Inside of Outside Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Our 35 person, $700 pool won an amazing $28. I think the plan is to buy some donuts.A great advertisement for Powerball - each person's $20 investment yielded 80 cents. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 It shouldn't bug me so much but it does...the guy who was the big winner is from a local area that is fairly well-to-do. (Rich, big mansion-y homes) He apparently bought 3000 tickets so apparently had $6000 (at least) to spend on powerball tickets. Sheesh, if I had that much spare cash I probably wouldn't even be playing! I guess I just prefer it when you hear that somebody who genuinely needed it is the big winner. Some poor slob working a low-paying bus-driver type job, y'know? The school crossing-walk guard, the lady who serves you at Dairy Queen.I am trying to be happy for the guy, who might, after all, turn out to be someone with a very big heart who will sink some of his new-found riches into local charities and help the local homeless population and food pantries and such. You never know. Stranger things have happened. Enjoy your donut, ih8music! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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