Mr. Kinsley

Bad Flick, baaaaaad!!!!

I'm on a very extended summer vacation. Until September. Of 2007. I'm on stay-at-home dad duty for a while. As for baseball, yes, your LAST PLACE San Francisco Giants are indeed in town to play my FIRST PLACE Los Angeles Dodgers of Sherman Oaks. Unfortunately, until we lose a game again I can't watch. We had a rather healthy win streak going until I screwed it up by actually watching them play. I went through this with my beloved Lakers back in the 80's. I spent most of those glorious championships outside, by myself, while all the other boys were inside screaming their heads off.

My dead pool predictions: Phyllis Diller* Gary's screen name (Obvious, but nobody called it yet.) *Won't I feel like a total prick if she does actually kick the bucket.

Up until now I was never really sure why so many people were so down on IRememberDBoone. Now I understand. And Bobbob - post of the day award goes to you!

This is so meta. Ms. Y!!! Welcome back! I was beginning to fear that your screen door had come unhinged and attacked you or something.

You're gonna need a bigger bike to drag them into it, too!

I think WITHIK and I have killed the thread. My apologies.

What? You're still here? You already quit! Go on, go home. Go.

The term Eurotrash always seemed like an oxymoron to me... until now. After seeing that video I totally get it.

I didn't read it that way either... asshole.

In the beginnning I think those girls were pretending to sleep, just hoping to God that the creepy little guy with the bad mustache would sneak out. And I can think of nothing sexier than a halter top with a tank top underneath of it.

Probably because of your lycra bike shorts. Oh, and by the way: vegas

Let me guess... this signals the return of gsteinb? If not, take care Gary.

*Scarlett Johansen not included. Have a good one anyway. PS - Due to the copious number of S.J. pics, I'd like to make a motion that Jude's birthday happen every week.

A really good buddy of mine who used to manage a Thom McAnn shoe store once sold a pair of shoes to Don Adams. That had to be an absolutely excruciating experience for him. Every damn time he had to get some shoes somebody in the store is going to ask him to talk into his heel. And yes, my buddy asked him to do it, too.

That my friend is puttin' the R back in the RTT!!

*Sports bra and picture of the Pope not included.

That joke is so obxious.

If they try to grab the spoon and play with it, let them. They get messier that way, but while one plays with the spoon, you feed the other. Then take them into the backyard and hose them down.* *Not a euphemism. You people make me sick.

I tried to find a post about this already, and I'm shocked nobody had mentioned this blurb from Danny Miller's blog about Lollapalooza. "While in Chicago, Jeff showed us the rough cut of the new documentary that will be coming out this fall that was shot during his solo tour in the Pacific Northwest earlier this year. In addition to the great music, this Christoph Green-directed film is beautifully shot and masterfully edited. I think it

My friends and I went on a TP'ing rampage and hit about 5 or 6 houses in 3 days. On day 4 we were running out of places to TP so as a joke I muttered, "Huh, we should do my house." Guess what I was doing the next morning?

Ditto. If someone who has the tunes could put them up using YouSendIt, there are many of us who'd be quite grateful!

Could Reni & Jorge please give Gary & M. Chris some referrals for wedding chapels, party planners, dress shops, place to get a cake, etc. And please hurry, they apparantly can't wait much longer.

I didn't even notice him sitting there when I watched it. I really don't see it as a big deal. If anything it shows that he's a fan as well. He could have been backstage in his dressing room picking the brown and tan M&M's out of the bowl, but he wanted to be up-close and personal. You know you'd sit there if you could.