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UNBELIEVABLE!!!!11!!!

Dear caliber, Why do people put commas where they don't belong (see above)? Do they think people really talk like that? Is this why you're so damn grumpy?

They're fucking idiots. A certain organization -- with which I am associated and which will therefore remain nameless -- decided a few years back that the "Halloween Celebration" that was held each year was offensive to some of the, uh, shall we say, "more puritanical" people within the organization (hint: they're conservative Christians), so they decided to rename it so as to smooth over any perceived satanic connections. The renamed celebration: the "Fall Harvest Festival." This makes me laugh my ass off every year, because the word "Halloween" is derived from "All Hallows Eve," a Ch

Apparently she pays all her bills online.

Seriously, I can't believe no one's done this one yet: The Smiths Let Bygones Be Bygones, Will Tour U.S. A few others off the top of my head: Berry Returns, R.E.M. to Tour Small Clubs Ryan Adams to Spend Whole Year Writing, Recording Next Album Sudden Popularity Leads to Semantics Reunion and Tour; New Album Possible Stones Say Farewell -- And Really Mean It This Time Media Agrees to Stop Giving Pete Doherty Press Oberst Retires From Music, Makes Vow of Silence

Absolutely. Fuck.

It's a device that makes the cheese stick to Chee-tos.

Who?

Asleep.

CSNY 08.27.2006 show from NYC

Morning, suckers.

...and a follow-up question: Does Ringo play a roundhouse-kick drum?

Huh. Doug Fieger's brother is one of the most notorious scumbag lawyers in the country, and he's apparently not involved in this case?

For this, you started a whole new thread? Dude, there's an RTT for a reason.

Fixed it for you.

More like "shuttle re-entry."

Loved him as Detective Arthur Dietrich.

These guys would beg to differ.

You gotta go old school. Or, put in the Princess Bride DVD and take a screenshot of the bag behind Fred Savage's head.

...not necessarily in that order...