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You forgot "I am a student at a small Midwestern college ... I never thought this would happen to me..."

1. (Old) Comiskey Park, Chicago 2. Oakland-Alameda Coliseum 3. Kingdome, Seattle 4. Candlestick Park, San Francisco 5. Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles The first five places I saw MLB games, in chronological order. Yup, I got to all those before Wrigley or Tiger Stadium (which would be the next two on the list). The list would conclude with (New) Comiskey, Kauffman Stadium, and Comerica. I've laid eyes on several parks that I've not been inside, including Busch in St. Louis, Memorial and Camden Yards in Baltimore, Shea in New York, Riverfront in Cincinnati, the Metrodome in Minneapolis, the B

Horseshoe pit?

Still have the card?

When has the Israeli military's response to anything ever been "restrained"?

We refer to him as Coach Kroo-ja-WOO-ski.

I sure hope that's Rhubarb and not Ribbie. I never could remember which was which.

I'm not defending Garner. I'm just taking issue with your question "How can you have 4 guys not even touch the field?"

I'm no stranger the burning ring of fire, that's for sure. Indian food, as much as I love it, tends to exact its revenge in the most unpleasant of ways. Thai food doesn't usually torture me, but when it does it's bad. I don't care for wings, though. Dressing them up in hot sauce can't disguise their nastiness.

I call bullshit.

We're going to need a diagram.

14, 17, and 18 are killing me, because I know I've seen them before.

If you're talking about the NHL player, I've always heard the SportsCenter guys pronounce it like the T isn't even there: "Kachuck."

I wholeheartedly agree with everything above ... EXCEPT the stuff in boldface.

Just an old chestnut to brighten up an overcast morning.

Thank you for another racist, hate-filled post.

Actually, I believe I was inquiring whether anyone would be interested in free iPod accessories.

That last one was my 5,000th POST!

You certainly are feisty this morning.

Or Spiders.

I am by no means an expert on meditation, but the one thing that's always helped me is the idea of observing your breaths. Breathe deeply (but not artificially so), in through the nose and out through the mouth, and observe the air passing through your body. This technique helps me to purge other thoughts from my head, and even when it doesn't work like I'd hoped, at the bare minimum it gets me good and relaxed. But, like I said, I'm no expert -- this is just what works for me. Your mileage may vary.

1. Easy Cheese 2. Velveeta 3. Cheez Whiz 4. American 5. Colby

It's the "etc." that I'd be worried about.

Well, he was no friend of Hitler.