Your sangfroid is seriously fucked up. They say the three signs of sociopathy in childhood are animal torture, fascination with fire and bedwetting. Three for fucking three, my friend.
Admit it, Robert, you had no idea what I looked like because if you mean to tell me you knew I looked like a badly carved jack-o-lantern, I'm comin' out there right now. I wish you could've been there, though.