skyflynn

You've been on my mind a lot lately but I think much too much of you to terrorize you with a phone call. So I'll e-hug and kiss you.

Happy Anniversary to you and Scott! XO

I miss you, sweetness. I hope the world is treating you as well as you deserve.

"WEEEE!" indeed. You kill me. Hope I see you soon.

I'd love to meet you if I could ever get out of the house. Maybe you should just come over.

Miss you, brother. Stay strong!

You have no idea how much I adore you. XO

Long time, no see. Your luck can't last forever! Hope you're well and howdy to your hubbie.

I miss you and hope you're well. XO

I love and miss you, Nat.

Happiest of birthdays, my friend!

Will you be here in time to celebrate Solstice? We're having a party and you two are invited!

Happy Birthday, you punk!

What would you do if Bob Dylan said, "I don't know you..., suck a dick!"

Yeah, that's what I thought.

For the love of God, will you please compose a personal statement? Thank you.

You have got to be jackin' me.

Opinions vary.

I miss you and hope you're having a great time. Six months is too long.

*kiss*

I tried prank calling you on Sunday but you outsmarted me by not answering. Pretty fiendish.

How the hell did I end up here? Jeez, what a dump.

Thank you for enduring my deficits. I hope you're having a great time! XO

I'm not sure what it will take to convince you that neither I nor anyone else here is interested in your deep discounts on colonic therapy. We're all pretty sick and tired of your PM's on the subject. Find another hobby.

Oh yeah, you're fucking oned again.

Love, Brig. Gen. Erasmus B. Flooby (ret.)

I've heard a rumor you are a merkin and no, I will not wear you.