Doug C

You're one cold muthafucka, J-man.

I heartily admit that i am piling on after an apology but you had seats in row 5 and row 8 but asked for an upgrade? Jaysus H., that tells me all that I need to know.

I only did 76 because I had to post 77.

Go to the dentist with Mark E. Smith.

Then I salute your true ScarJo breast love. One final query. What if you walked in on Shane and Scarlett and found him in full on suckle? Would direct knowledge have any negative effect on "basically the best things ever"?

The graphic nature of this post could offend someone but I must. Jules, if Scarlett Johansson's breasts had been in Shane MacGowan's mouth, would you still classify them as 'basically the best things ever'?

No, but solace is Billy Ray. His VC name is a play on his last name.

Hello, Sarah C My wife and I eloped in July of 1994. Well, semi-eloped. When we decided to marry, which wasn't an easy decision on my wife's part as I am 2 years and 4 months younger than her (she has age issues, which is hilarious to me as my parents were 22 years apart but I digress), I assumed that we would have a traditional wedding. Not that I cared one way or the other but I just figured that's what would happen. My wife had been married previously and did not want a traditional wedding. She wanted something low key and 'ours' so as to be 'new'. She really did not want her family there

Is dental not part of the NHS? They might have recorded 29 albums but clearly they didn't sell well enough to afford to have his teeth look unBrit. Or maybe Mark E. Smith doesn't give a fuck. I know that my struggling brother-in-law would love to be able to get his teeth fixed.

Who would have thought that Arsenal would be the only English side, as yet, to book their place in the Final 16? Van Persie is better than Messi, at present. If Chelsea crash out of Champions League, it won't surprise me if Roman sacks AVB.

I doubt that is your real name.

My wife says that you can tell that our dog really loves me by looking at his face when he is near by.

Does this have something to do with that ejaculation thread?

I would like to hear from people having actually experienced a member(s) of Wilco ejaculate. Describe your favorites and why. This would make for interesting reading. If none of the above exist or are willing to share, then describe your favorite ejaculation during a Wilco song. Ejaculations occurring during live Wilco would likely make for the most compelling story. Also no fake names. Birth names only. Have some balls, people. No pun intended.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

This is true. If only Mr. Paterno had been Keane-esque... Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

It is cold and filled with embalming fluid, just like the Family Circus.

Okay, I won't be snarky. Family Circus is one of the worst comics ever. Unfortunately, Keane's son will keep it going just like all of the other outdated pieces of shit that won't die. Not only was Charlie Brown an excellent comic, Charles Schultz refused to allow some hack to prop it up after his death.