EL the Famous

Good morning. Who's feeling moist?

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I thought so, thanks for the link. Also, my guess is that her nipples are no larger, if not smaller than Queen Bong.

The Nine isn't that bad, it's no LOST...but it's something to watch.

It looked like it out my office window earlier and several times I thought to myself how i'd love to see one of those snow-walkers shuffle past. also, did suzanne somers ever pose nude? what about joyce dewitt? anybody?

simply stated, joe strummer was one bad motherfucker and i'm feeling a bit blue he is gone.

post of thee day!

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and, yes. yes I have and i'm enjoying it.

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'scruff fetish' sounds a little nasty, but in a Miss Jackson if you're sort-of way.

Depends where you shaved at.

I'd like to also suggest that you sleep w/ the wife, just in case. it is a full-fledged fucking blizzard outside my office window. like, whiteout!

Dear potential employer of Sir Stewart, Much like Kool Moe Dee, he goes to work and, more importantly, like Big Daddy Kane, he gets the job done. He'll accept no less than 1M crispy chicken strips from Wendy's as a starting salary. Bizznatch, Mr. Drysdale

1-800-BigBreast4000. VALIUM FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!

i can't wait until the sleestaks get involved and just fuck everything up.

Dear Carlos, Are you moist? Please advise, M. Chris's Neighbor

there is no reason to talk to the wife unless he does it again sans painkillers. period.

pee, could you respond to the guy who posted right before you w/ the following: i'm not allowed to address him or type his name.

I think you should dance in front of the window in your cowboy hat and underwear to En Vogue's 'Your Never Gonna' Get It'. That'll teach him.

It was inferred by her throaty tone. She asked me to play Misty for her and I told her I had no fucking idea what the hell she was talking about. I asked her how she felt about spanking, but she had to take another order before she could respond.

I'm on antibiotics and think i may have told the girl on the phone who took our pizza order last night how I really felt about her.