Tweedy's Gurl

so?

you amuse me. 3 greatest things that start with b?

, i know!! she'll appreciate it when she gets to college.

aw...that's sweet...i remember when i went through that... of course, i'm still constantly being reminded of that period in my life because whenever i see sue miller she says "your boobs grew! again!" and i'm like "no they didn't! they couldn't have!!!1"

is this the new rtt?

once when i was driving with my friends laura and gina, and laura got pulled over, gina asked her to try to get pulled over a second time because the cop was cute.

it was because i was 14 and a human toothpick.

i do too! didn't we have this discussion last week?

water bottles, dad....and sunscreen. i plan on working on my tan.

maybe nels and glenn are the wedding band?

dude...when i was still friends with this guy...i barely had any need for a bra.

i had a guy friend who told me he didn't like pushup/padded bras because they are misleading.

i am the queen...i live forever...

why am i still up?

"i don't know the rest, but your mother's a whore."

one classy lady:

damn...that would be cool...

i've been spending lots of time with this rsbf lately:

no, but it's more music news than this is.

and were the results helpful?

someone's been paying too much attention...

not particularly. 5, i thought that was the boyband rule...didn't you ever see that episode of south park?

mmmmm....griddled cheese...

it just occured to me...lance looks just like a frat boy who tried to date my friend katie...