Saint Genevieve

It's black, of course. My only qualm is that it hasn't got any pockets to keep my keys in, but maybe I could sew one in. I'm also thinking of buying a short-tailed opossum to replace the departed Juan Carlos, but I dunno if I really need another pet.

I think it's no coincidence that one of my favorite people on VC has almost the same birthday as me. Happy birthday, Kevin!!

A working internet connection is a wonderful thing.

Thanks, guys. I'm listening to the new Decemberists album right now and pondering buying a shoulder bag with a skull-and-crossbones on it as a birthday present to myself. And a nice lady from Time Warner just fixed my crappy internet connection.

I've been thinking of taking a yoga class, but I'm afraid my gimpy knee might not be able to take the strain.

My upstairs neighbor is listening to Elliott Smith.

HAY YOU GUYZ!!!

"Hey, are you Analogman?"

Me too. I'm glad I got the chance, though.

Jim Woodring: Peter Bagge: Daniel Clowes: Los Bros Hernandez: Grant Morrison: etc...

"This is a very special evening. One band member - not me - has just shit his pants."

My friends and I have been to a strip club called Magic Gardens in Portland's Chinatown a couple of times. It was boring. Since that time, the club has burned to the ground. Coincedence?? We also almost went to a male strip club called Silverado in Portland's infinitesimal gay district, but I think one of us was short on cash or something.

I once had a dream that XTC were playing a show in my basement.

Cecelia: Odin: Juan Carlos, my other snake, escaped a week ago and hasn't been seen since. I think he lit out for Mexico.

I just spent the last ten minutes staring at EL FAMOUS's new avatar.

I used to have a "Get Out of Hell Free" card. I lost it. I guess I'm in trouble now.

I'll let her know.

I just spent the morning hanging out with the wife of Sam Beam from Iron & Wine - she's a midwife here. I decided not to tell her that many of my friends have crushes on Sam and his beard.

I guess wasps aren't like bees - stinging doesn't kill them. Poor Sarah.

I bet her diet consisted entirely of Cap'n Crunch and Mountain Dew.

I'd like a chocolate chip cookie.

I just had a kick-ass BBQ chicken salad sammich.

I dreamed that the city where I lived was being attacked by Godzilla.