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Hank Steinbrenner is perhaps the ugliest man ever seen regularly on TV. He really needs an iron mask treatment.

Good work.

Awe. Some.

Not to mention a seeming correlation between football teams and sodomy. (See, Las Vegas, N.M.)

SO THE GAYS DON'T MARRY EACH OTHER!

A sleestack reference always brightens the day.

No, only if Obama wins. According to documents I found in the street the other day, if Obama wins, al-Qaida will launch a massive series of attacks and Bush, with half the country a smoking, radioactive ruin, will declare that the nation cannot change leadership now and the Constitution is suspended. All so they can keep their tax cuts in place and make sure the gays don't get married. Hey, what's that black van doing outside the office?

Man, I hope one day we live in a world where nobody gives much of a crap if anybody is gay, so poor people like Clay Aiken won't have to state it like it's a big confession and assholes like People magazine won't be tempted to put it on their front cover.

Is this a holiday in Cubs-land? Merkle's Boner Day (NAPE)

Isn't "Piss Christ" on the Internet somewheres?

Congratulatory remarks.

I dunno. They say it would be worse, much worse. Like Road Warrior universe worse.

I think the concept is that without something like this, credit would dry up to an extent that it would seriously degrade the economy's ability to keep us all fed and happy.

Richard Wagner had an affair?

If they end up playing the Mets in the NLDS, things should work out well for you.

Wow - I guess there is a point to autofill after all. Hopefully this does not end up in another curse, like the goat thing.

Clif bars. Nuclear fuel pellets.

God, I fucking hate SportsCenter. Fuck them too.

And fuck CitiField, too, and Omar Minaya and both Fred and Jeff Wilpon.

Dear New York Mets: Fuck you. Seriously.

One might dispute exactly who Jesus of Nazareth was, but I kind of doubt he was made up from thin air.

"Who's crazier? Mary Todd Lincoln or Sarah Palin? Click to vote and win free iPod accessories!"

"It's that shitbox Dodge again."

Well, now since the dollar is even further in the shitter, oil prices and the prices of all other imports will go up. Fuck this administration and fuck the oligarchy. What a bunch of assholes.