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bjorn_skurj

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  1. Dude, nobody likes A-Rod. Even Mets fans get moist over Jeter.
  2. Yes. Jeter was particularly good at the end. Truly, he is the greatest baseball player in New York.
  3. Dallas is looking pretty sharp so far this year.
  4. No offense to the Steelers, but I hope they were just having an off day today and the Iggles are not actually that good.
  5. I was shocked at how quiet the Prius is. You can sneak right up on a motherfucker in one of those.
  6. Dilaudid is strong stuff, especially when mixed with Tennessee whiskey.
  7. I'm tellin' ya, if I was president, my press conferences would f rule.
  8. TOO MANY stats make my head hurt, but some are quite useful and entertaining. Oh, and a good night for the Mets.
  9. Free Tibet! That's right - Free Tibet to the first 10 callers!
  10. Stats kind of make my head hurt. I prefer poetic/metaphysical analysis of baseball.
  11. I pray to God that these people get the living fuck regulated out of them, like FDR regulated them back in '33. Regulators, mount up!
  12. How has Manny's departure affected Ortiz? The theory was Ortiz got better pitches to hit because of Manny looming in the on-deck circle.
  13. I have one that says "The Clash" and another one that says "Boobies!"
  14. I got drunk the other night and removed a small growth from the side of my head with a pair of scissors. As Peter Garbriel says, "DIY"
  15. Clearly, you cannot be trusted with your own soul. Please report to your nearest megachurch, and bring money.
  16. What if your immortal soul hung in the balance of whether you liked "Reckless" or not? People do not want you hurled into the Lake of Fire.
  17. I enjoy discussing these things. I don't take being called an idiot because I believe in God personally. It is, after all, the Internet.
  18. Oak Park is the one place I know a little something about in Chicago. It is pretty cool.
  19. Aww. What a body of work. He should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery as an American hero.
  20. He lives in Canada, a hotbed of atheism, so it isn't on their money.
  21. They can. A lot of people can't keep it to themselves, though, and that's where the problems begin.
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