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"Probe" is right up there with "mull" in top headline verbs.

Never read that book, or much of that guy at all.

Still isn't in MY home. Moving to OLN was a huge mistake, in my h.o.

My favorite H

Tuesdays and Wednesdays are our production nights. We're almost done, I think.

Still here. Will be for a while.

Yeah. Bitches ain't followin' AP style.

I am angry. Angry at mistakes.

Enjoy your special day and best wishes.

I saw the Furs play at the "tripping fields" at SUNY New Paltz when I was in 10th grade. Forever Now had just come out. The field was very muddy. I saw an English teacher at our school smoking a fatty. And the band was incredible. I miss those guys. I liked that album. I used to walk around the halls of my high school with it on my very first Sony Walkman.

I am saddened to announce that I will be scaling back the facial hair substantially in anticipation of my mom's visit.

I'm still up! I have the same disease Samorama has!

I have that too! My solution was to go into a profession that suited my schedule and to adopt the motto, "Love me, love my sleep patterns." Do let me know what they find out. I have occasionally tried to treat it with bourbon, weed and melatonin, but no dice.

Damn. There's a lot of bullshit that goes into community newspapers. Then there are stories like this: Another lost Highland

Wow. Good luck with that. We'll pencil you in for the RTT Night Crewe.

Texas and Ohio, too, are rabid over this stuff. We had a football team, but they weren't no good.

Next time, I will take you guys to a place in Fishkill that has even better curry, that they call "Evil Jungle Prince."

Tomorrow, I expect to hear that Tom Glavine spontaneously combusted during warmups.

Not a huge advocate of camping in the rain, but I'm glad M.Chris had a good time in our wonderful Empire State. Come back soon!

I just don't want our nation to lose its edge in the vital field of dildonics, that's all.

What? Were you alive at all during the '70s? Did you never watch an episode of "Dukes of Hazzard?"

Why is it that "jorts" are dorky but cutoffs are cool?