bjorn_skurj

That's correct. Good for what ails ye.

If it's recurring, it may not be a virus, but something bacterial. Cipro - ask for it by name. I had an on-and-off case of bronchitis for about two years that didn't go away until this B-52 of antibiotics was called in.

Go see a doctor! That's what they're there for!

1. A-Rod has seriously underperformed the last two years in the ALDS. He does not deserve all the blame, to be sure, but as he's hyped as perhaps the greatest player of all time, his failure to be that player in the postseason has made him the second coming of Dave Winfield. 2. Money is not relevant to the Yankees. If anyone has a license to print money, that franchise does. What does matter to Kaiser George is results. 3. Why did they not pitch Wang on three days' rest? 4. You have no idea about the existential angst I suffer as a journalist.

Tonsilitis?

Maker's Mark!

How 'bout them Rangers?

A-Rod is bitch. You make $25 million a year, you have no business sucking in the playoffs as hard as he has. And if the Detroit-Yankees series proves anything, it's that good pitching stops good hitting. Always. Oh, and:

I do hope these guys break out the throwbacks for at least one game. 1972 ALCS

That was said of the above when Pat Moynihan delivered it on the Senate floor.

Yeah, he's going to get crucified starting just about now. His contract - infinity for all the money in the world - is a little hard to move, though.

You kicked ass in the dead Superman movie.

And ruin a perfectly good baseball team?

Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

That's very kind. This was an awful, awful performance for the Yankees. Why did they not pitch Wang on three days rest today? Were they saving him for April?

As much as I hate Dolan and Cablevision, their broadband service has been pretty g-d reliable.

I'm sorry. As a Mets fan, I've taken too much shit off of ignorant-ass Yankees fans over the years to be sad in any way when they choke.

Few have lived a fuller life, it seems, but you wish a guy like this could live forever. Buck O'Neil, Negro League baseball great, dies at 94 Eds: UPDATES with Reggie Jackson quote in new 5th graf; ADDS photo numbers. Moving on general news and sports services. By DOUG TUCKER AP Sports Writer KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Buck O'Neil, the goodwill ambassador for the Negro Leagues who fell one vote shy of the Hall of Fame, died Friday night. He was 94. Bob Kendrick, marketing director for the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum, said O'Neil died at a Kansas City hospital. A star in the Negro League

There goes my theory that you are Matt Damon in real life. I still think El Famous is Affleck. Spoiler alert! Geez!

Why? Does he owe you money or something.

M. Night whatever-the-hell-his-name-is has to be one of the most overrated directors of all time, but I hate all Disney movies except Fantasia. Just got back from Keeping Mum, a very cute comedy with Maggie Smith, Mr. Bean, Kristen or Kirsten Scott Thomas, a girl with nice boobs and Patrick Swayze. Funny, perfect in pitch without any clunkers whatsoever. At this rate, I may never see a Hollywood big-movie movie again until I see the Scorcese next weekend.

Geez Louise, Magglio Ordonez sure is letting his freak flag fly.

It's OK. Why? Because it's Friday so: