bjorn_skurj

The paper I edit is in an apple-growing region and the dude who wrote that keeps tabs on the competition.

Man! This is a lousy performance by the Bears and will make Leinart the toast of the sports shows for a whole week.

The following was submitted to me in an opinion piece: "The use of chrystalized meth is a difficulty that the Yakima Police are dealing with."

What's even more shocking is that there are now 201 million whiteys in this country.

Maybe the Logan's Run plan wasn't such a bad idea. "Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins."

Apparently some time tomorrow just before 8 in the morning, the 300 millionth American will arrive.

Was that not the most bitch thing ever in baseball? And from a player of his talents.

I have always thought I was too smart for my own good.

I'm going to be 39 soon!

Giants have to play the Bears in a few weeks.

I suspected as much. Anything serious that you would like to tell us about?

Then they should, 'cause their rotation is shot to hell. No one you can really count on besides Wang.

I'd trade Alex for a good starting pitcher at this point.

He gets blamed because of the disconnect between his alleged status as "greatest player in the game" and his performance in the postseason, which has been awful. His strifes with Jeter, who is the most revered person on that team, haven't helped either. There's the perception that he doesn't earn his leviathan salary and as your average New York-area resident really has to bust his or her ass to survive, that breeds resentment as well. But Giambi managed to rehabilitate himself to a great extent; mabye Alex can too.

Unless A-Rod leads them to a championship next year, New York will no longer be a tenable place for him to play. It may well even be too late for him now. You have to remember, any year the Yankees do not win the World Series is considered a failure.

Arthur Jensen: It is the international system of currency which determines the vitality of life on this planet. THAT is the natural order of things today. THAT is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today. And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature. And YOU WILL ATONE. Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little 21-inch screen and howl about America, and democracy. There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

If he can get his stuff straightened out, he could be the first Mets pitcher to throw a no-hitter.

Jeebus, that Delgado can crush a ball.

No. I'm not certified to have mammalian companion animals.

Best of the Best Cali, short hair manx, 4, of Trenton, N.J., is seen with her medal at the 2006 Cat Fanciers' Association- Iams Cat Championship at Madison Square Garden, Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006 in New York. Three hundred pedigreed cats representing 41 recognized breeds competed in the show.

Please save me a spot on the Tigers' bandwagon in case the Mets don't make it.

Who's the guy on the left?

I like the noia too.

I saw Levon walking down the street in Kingston once.