bjorn_skurj

That kind of sounds like the premise for a Dickens novel. "I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens!" "Yooo bastard!"

Parents just don't understand. Go anyway.

At this point, Boston would need to get white-hot AND get help from Chicago and Minnesota. Stranger things have happened; ask the '64 Phillies.

September 1, 2006 Marlins Succeed Despite Friction By JACK CURRY ST. LOUIS, Aug. 31

What the hell is wrong with this country when we can't even beat the Greeks in basketball.

Dinesh D'Souza=

Ehh, fuck 'em. If they don't like gay marriage, Ashlee Simpson and donkey-punch porn, we have plenty of cluster bombs we can drop on their backwards-ass asses.

I drooled coffee all over myself and spelled "Xena" wrong in an editorial.

And they wouldn't want him to get hurt. All indications are he's going back to San Diego.

No. but if your starting pitching sucks total root, you're not going to win more games than anyone else in your league. Hopefully, these guys will perform in the postseason. Maybe they will, maybe they won't. In '86, the Mets had pretty fucking solid starting pitching and it was an adventure.

If the Mets' starting pitching is so crappy, then they wouldn't currently possess the best record in baseball, would they?

Hmm. The Shins were pretty good when I saw them at the Old Ritz last year.

A nice Cabernet Sauvignon from Cal-ee-for-nye-a.

Now, I heard Leroy quit after he discovered he was the last living desecendent of Johann Sebastian, and therefore in line for a shitload of back royalties and a sweet kapellmeister gig.

Is that where that America song lives? Do you see a lot of alligator lizards in the air?

Are you back in your dorm yet? If so, why are you here on this board when you could be doing beer bongs and stuff like that?

Are you on a hunger strike or something?

Pizza here too. Synchronicity.

Money can be replaced more easily than love. DBoon, this woman obviously loves you. Try to be worthy of that.

That's because we're always hungry!

Good for you! Perhaps I will play out my Vanishing Point fantasy in your neck of the woods!

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I think there's a book at the Roosevelt Library. I would just like to say that I love the Cocteau Twins.

Eh, call in. Say you have the stomach flu.