bjorn_skurj

Hmm. I always liked to talk a lot when I was tripping.

Balls!

Yeah. He was on a ton of drugs, or was trying to give the impression of being on a ton of drugs.

And the school is like a mile from the train station, uphill. I think Clearwater overestimated a bit how much people who like Jeff Tweedy can actually pay to see him.

Holy shit, that was funny.

These kinds of things are why I am deeply suspicious of privatization. These two judges should be beaten to death with bags full of doorknobs.

I think you are forgetting the Tralfamadorian takeover of the First Galactic Bank of Meepzor, a 76.3 quadrillion-torgon deal. That works out to about 300 quadrillion USD at current exchange rates.

I feel badly for them, and I feel badly for the refugee Jews that tried to get into the U.S. but were not allowed because Franklin D. did not think it politically wise to let them in. Those matters do not, in my view, negate his guiding the country through the Depression and the establishment of the Social Security system, nor leading the Allies in the defeat of Germany and Japan. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, is what I say.

What a fucker that FDR was, making it so old people and orphans don't starve to death. I have half a mind to go down to his grave, dig him up and kick his ass.

Oh, all right. Gee, what was that woman thinking? Uteri should never be "standing room only."

No kidding. And my tax $$$ goes in part to support the fucking Yankees.

Well, the Nats have a long tradition of shitty Washington baseball to uphold.

If the Knicks were winning some more, I would still dislike D'Antoni's style, but not as much. As we know, this is all Dolan's fault. HE is the one I truly hate. D'Antoni is just doing what D'Antoni do.

D'Antoni has had good results, I just hate his all-O, no-D style. It is unmanly, and un-New York-y.

I would not go that far, but I would love to see Charles Oakley coach the Knicks. He would not put up with this lack of physicality. Honeymoon is over. It ended when it became clear to fans that the team was flushing both this season and next down the turlet in hopes of clearing enough cap space to get LBJ. It had better work.

I am not a fan of Austen, but if I were her I'd come back from the grave and eat Mr. Grahame-Smith's brain.

I hope they investigate the living shit out of that dude, until he is a puddle on the floor.

That sick arc shot Kobe made against LeBron was SICK. Hard to hate on that. As a Knicks fan, I would like to say the following: Fuck a Mike D'Antoni. New York teams are supposed to play some fucking defense. You might end up with a win against a New York team, but at the very least, it should come at the price of some bumps and bruises.

I wash my beard in fine Corinthian shampoo every day.

"A Confederacy of Dunces," which I have not gotten to before. Very funny stuff.

Eight arrests in bong scandal! http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/29125081/ One for each gold medal!

I don't really emotionally believe this myself, but I think people with a visceral repulsion to steroids base it on their perversion of nature and their short-cutting the hard work baseball players are supposed to dedicate to the craft. Steroids are not very Protestant-work-ethicy, if you know what I mean.

Nuh-uh. It's merely being attentive.

Stealing signs isn't cheating. It's intelligence gathering.

The gas (air and smoke mixture) makes the bubbles. Some of the material in the smoke leaches into the water, making bongwater, but most of it comes out the other end, cooled down somewhat.