Duck-Billed Catechist

!!!! How many bad baserunning plays can you have in a game? Should Joey Cora be designated for assignment?

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Bad fundamentals baserunning grumble grumble...

So, I guess half the White Sox have the stomach flu. Whatever. Must've had it for weeks.

I was right. Designated for assignment.

I kinda think this is Cliff Politte's swan song.

White Sox look like a horeshit team.

I wonder if having so many comeback wins can cause a club to sleep through most of a game. The White Sox have gotten a blown save out of most of the top shelf closers this year including BJ Ryan, Huston Street, and Papelbon. They even got to ol' Mariano a little today, but it was too little too late.

I couldn't watch the game, because we don't have cable. What is it that you want to be said? Oh man, my team lost. Wish that didn't happen.

The guy who says that being a chap is a lifestyle, not a hobby for him seems like a tool. Reminds me of an ex-friend of mine who insists on speaking in a faux-British accent and using British spellings.

I'll never forgive you for leaving me standing at the altar.

Smelt.

I thought the one I did was an I statement.

I can't believe the University of Illinois has such ugly colors and we have to be dressed like this?

http://archive.viachicago.org/index.php?showtopic=20721 Or do you?

Pun intended?

He's a Chinese-American dog. Yes.

Some guy just came by to fix the dishwasher. I never saw him, but I told the dog to stop barking at him.

Two stars to the left and straight on till morning.

There is a secret board where jilted VC lovers post.

Did Spawn email ballpark franks?

Do you ever want a McRib?

Come, thou font of every blessing...

Try lifting up its skirt.

Male or female?