Duck-Billed Catechist

His will be the least viewed, despite a pretty big promotion effort.

If his career maxes out, he'll have a poorly viewed daytime talkshow.

Depends on how one means it. I meant that he is a gladhanding fucktwit.

What's with the curved wrist on the waist dance move? As far as I can tell, his guitar wasn't anywhere in the mix and may not have been plugged into anything. He does play the harmonica later, though.

What a handjob.

Hot.

Kellogg's is the owner of Morningstar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg dude was certainly kind of strange.

Morningstar. They're boneless, of course.

No.

These veggie buffalo wings are delicious.

How 'bout Joe Mauer for MVP? Has to be one of the all-time great seasons for a catcher and with the injuries the Twins have had...

You have to wait around for him to say something like "I think stir-fry would be the easiest food for robots to make."

Not true. You met him at Otto's, but sparks didn't fly.

The cameras are in the ceiling, Ction, I can't see your mule.

Ction singing Sam Cooke songs in the shower > Taylor Hicks spinning around like "Joe Cocker on amphetamines" on a Ford ad.

They've been on the internet for a long while. They were on cruel site of the day and probably numerous other link sites.

pics, plz

No, but Sean Tracey will for good measure. Tracey wasn't sent to the minors only for that, but also because he wasn't very good and they had to clear the roster spot for David Riske. How do you think those 40 year-old knees are doing?

So, uh, the White Sox just traded an AA pitcher for Sandy Alomar Jr. They had released Chris Widger--I imagine because pitchers' ERAs were 1.5 higher when he was catching (and the Sox call the games from behind the plate, not from the dugout). Carl Everett and Sandy's brother must be following close behind.

That's unspeakably rough. I'm sorry.

I knew the Tiggers were for real. It's documented on this-here board.

So, uh, Brian Anderson went 3-4 and has ridden a 9-game hitting streak to .212. Meanwhile, the top of the lineup forgot to knock him in, even when he reached second with no outs on a throwing error. First, Mendoza, next, Dimaggio!

Either Bush gave the executive order or he didn't. The source cited is incidental if it's true.

It's amazing how inconsistent he is, given how good is stuff is. 5 innings of lights-out pitching, and then a hit parade. Ah, but I've had to much to drink (two whole shots) to hate him for it. Such a lightweight.