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And spelling.

That one is a euphemism, right?

How about we just agree on Dirk Gently?

Dude, that was totally more Sherlock Holmes than Dragnet. I don't get it.

If he had been banned, his group wouldn't read "Member," it would read "Banned." I'm sure he'll be back.

The hell you say.

YAY!

Got a bunch of freshman crawling up your ass trying to get your stir fry?

F/M/K?

Moons Over My Hammy is a signature dish at Denny's.

Actually, in that case, it's "who." Not you, cupcake. When I've said it in the past, I've always meant it in the former sense.

I reported some guy who suggested we kill the president.

You have no idea how badly I want to say something about that. Or rather, perhaps you do.

You, jackhole. It's "whom."

Too soon.

Sir Stewens, when you say "get it out of there," you're talking about snapping one off, right?

I'm a maroon. On a good day, puce.

I'm currently baking brownies.

Deni?

It's pretty well established that "Cold Beverage" is the "Rainy Day Women" of the 1990's.

It is a testament to my deep respect and regard for you (and myself) that I can think of nothing witty to say. Happy birthday, Mr. Mulloney. I hope you got those pizzas I sent you.

Ditto. edit: By "ditto," I mean that Gmail and Google are also working for me today. I did not mean to imply that I was echoing Dr. Lecter's "No shit?" comment, and I apologize for any confusion my oversight may have caused.

I just got around to ordering that today.

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Funny, I remember pretty much everyone using the term unironically.