caliber66

Woolite is actually made from concentrated red food coloring, so you can just use that, if you have some handy.

UNICEF gets their $2M yearly regardless, so that's pretty much what matters.

You know, while failing to tell people that they are finally enforcing the ID requirement is kind of shady, I don't really have a problem with this. It boggles my mind when I see people walking around in public without identification on them, and if I really thought about the fact that some people would actually go to the polls without so much as their driver's license on them, my head would probably explode.

Yes.

I voted.

"If you are smiling, you are untrustworthy."

Did you know that Ringo Starr played bass on three tracks off of 24 Hour Revenge Therapy under the nom de plume Geddy Flea?

Was he a Mason?

I blame myself.

Whatever you say, Hans. I concur.

Then I guess you're mistaken.

It's in Germany, dumbass.

We don't talk about that here.

Gross abuse of "Louie Louie"?

I'm just saying that if you vote the right people into office, you can make things happen, including forced vasectomies and tubal ligations, if that's what you're looking for.

Right here.

Ringo sticks it to the Man with the knife he carries around to ward off short people who don't like former major league third basemen and mchammerpantses. He also played a mean bass on "Hey jmj001" and controlled the moose head in the video for "I Got My Mind Set on You." Bet you didn't know that.

contentious!

Too many e's, sadly.

I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that is also denied membership among those lucky few, that collection of strokes and dots fortunate enough to have been standardized as punctuation marks of the English language. It's a shame, really.

It pains me to point out that neither nor are recognized punctuation marks in the English language, and thus your second statement above is open-ended.

I'd like to throw my hat (or something) into the ring.