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Rae Dawn Chong is just freaky in Quest for Fire, so I'm gonna go with Barbara Bach, even though she gets thrown into a giant pile of brontosaurus shit.

She is singing about the sun when it reaches its red giant phase. And no, she's not racist. You are.

Because I am so valuable, my replacement cost is very high.

Yes. The Sun does not have enough mass to explode as a supernova. Instead, in 4

Yes. Bea Arthur's moustache often stood in for Betty White during particularly dangerous scenes.

John - Sporty Beatle Ringo - Scary Beatle

No, but he did fill in for Max Johnston for a couple months on the A.M. tour when he (Max) had really bad toe fungus. Ringo also has ghost written every one of Jeff's Golden Smog offerings.

Probably. Sure, but remember that the exchange rate means you only get 0.896218 of each episode.

Somebody who captures bail jumpers being extradited for jumping bail? Sounds pretty ironic to me. I'd say the chances are somewhere around 1 in 176 million, give or take. They just want to make sure you're not dead. Darwin fish?

Dylan has been "borrowing" song lyrics (sometimes entire songs, even) for his entire career. Doesn't bother me.

Yep, pretty much only the part I quoted.

No nads were harmed in the taking of that photo

3. One Crazy Summer

I fail to see where she said anyone had ugly children.

He is one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas.

How does listing the "seats" as floor when they are all floor constitute lying?

I am SO glad I don't have a womb?

I heard somebody read that at a wedding sometime.

I know more about everything than everybody.

The song was called "Shattered Dreams," and no, Ringo didn't play on it. Some guy named Johnny did.