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I have written three songs in my entire life:

 

"Pay First, Then Pump"

"My Name Is The Devil"

"Driving Down The Road On Acid"

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i like witty song titles, but i'd say that only about 1/3 of mine have even somewhat witty titles

I did write a song with a witty title once, but I had to change it when I found out that someone had already used "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict."

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I did write a song with a witty title once, but I had to change it when I found out that someone had already used "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict."

 

:lol

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My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry:

:rotfl Jesus Christ that's the funniest thing I've read here since I don't know when! I'd like to buy you a drink,man

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"Driving Down The Road On Acid"

Not for the timid :cheers

 

"When the going gets wierd,the wierd turn pro"--HST :worship

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:rotfl Jesus Christ that's the funniest thing I've read here since I don't know when! I'd like to buy you a drink,man

Why, thank you.

 

Not for the timid :cheers

 

"When the going gets wierd,the wierd turn pro"--HST :worship

Don't tell anyone I said this, but driving on heroin is harder.

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Why, thank you.

Don't tell anyone I said this, but driving on heroin is harder.

I've heard the Dems talking on C-SPAN about how now that the Taliban & the drug lords are back in town in Afghanistan,opium production is up to the point where the product is now MORE than the demand by 3X..

 

Damn,like my car insurance premium isn't high enough as it is...

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I've never tried the opiates, yet :shifty

Be careful. "Only do half," and don't blend with alcohol. And get a designated driver.

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Be careful. "Only do half," and don't blend with alcohol. And get a designated driver.

 

definitely sound advice. i'd add to skip heroine in general, not 'cause it's not an interesting experience, but because it is all too often not worth it.

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Be careful. "Only do half," and don't blend with alcohol. And get a designated driver.

that was the synopsis of my "tough love" talk with the kiddos :lol

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I'll keep it in mind. Not that I have any plans soon.

 

I don't have a problem sticking to the tried and true methods of indulgence.

 

 

haha. yeah, i'm not one to discourage people from experiencing things, but through my various experimentations i've found you can experience pretty much the same thing without having to stick yourself with a needle and all that comes with doing so. but yeah.

 

interesting direction the conversation went in this evening.

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