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I went through a brief phase a few years ago where I'd find various items to microwave to see what kind of results I could come up with. Kind of like Mythbusters, only not cool or at all interesting to others.

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I know a girl who once put a cat in a microwave. :hmm

 

say, that reminds me,

 

upon coming home this afternoon I think I finally decided to murder my wife's cat. But I need a solid alibi, and I'm worried about CSI: Houston (I'm not sure there is a Who song left that hasn't been used by this series, but if so, imagine one in the background) finding trace evidence of my crime.

 

if any of you has helpful suggestions, please share (as to method and alibi, for clarification)

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upon coming home this afternoon I think I finally decided to murder my wife's cat. But I need a solid alibi, and I'm worried about CSI: Houston...finding trace evidence of my crime.

 

if any of you has helpful suggestions, please share (as to method and alibi, for clarification)

after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you. unless you're a celebrity. then you've got a chance of getting acquitted. you'll still have to stand a civil trial, such is the trend. but you won't go to jail.

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after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you.

Unless, of course, you do it in Boulder, Colo.

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My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry:

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ok, you win!

 

 

But check out this mom

 

"A woman who forced her stepchildren to gorge themselves on food and drink, then eat their own vomit has been sentenced to two to six years in prison.

 

Venus Critchfield, 35, of Philippi, West Virginia, was also accused of beating the children's feet with boards, and using ropes and hooks to force them to stand for long periods, said Taylor County Prosecutor John Bord."

 

To be honest, that seems like a light sentence

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My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry:

 

 

Im seeing your avatar in a whole different way now!

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after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you. unless you're a celebrity. then you've got a chance of getting acquitted. you'll still have to stand a civil trial, such is the trend. but you won't go to jail.

AND i'm a wicket tattletale, btw, so you're toast if you touch a whisker on that feline.

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I am the center/tight end for the Panther Hall Warriors flag football team. Our first game is next wednesday. Represent.

 

There's some really lame Ice cream social thing happening downstairs. I think I'm going to skip it. My roommate wants to go buy some alcohol, so I may drive him to the store. Unfortunately, I will not be inebriated as I have a test in the morning.

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I am the center/tight end for the Panther Hall Warriors flag football team. Our first game is next wednesday. Represent.

 

There's some really lame Ice cream social thing happening downstairs. I think I'm going to skip it. My roommate wants to go buy some alcohol, so I may drive him to the store. Unfortunately, I will not be inebriated as I have a test in the morning.

 

I met my best friend from college at the lame dorm sponsored ice cream social, so don't be too quick to discount it.

 

Also, for you people who think you are so clever for saying meth:

 

Take the Meth Quiz!!!

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