watch me fall Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Thats cool, like a light show. Pretty much. Not to mention, it smells much worse than burnt popcorn. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I just walked into the break room to find my boss microwaving a CD. "what's a cd?" question from teenager in 10 years? Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I went through a brief phase a few years ago where I'd find various items to microwave to see what kind of results I could come up with. Kind of like Mythbusters, only not cool or at all interesting to others. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I just walked into the break room to find my boss microwaving a CD.meth? Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Pretty much. Not to mention, it smells much worse than burnt popcorn.did you find out why he was doing that? I'm sure i'm not the only one who is a little curious now... Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I know a girl who once put a cat in a microwave. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I know a girl who once put a cat in a microwave. say, that reminds me, upon coming home this afternoon I think I finally decided to murder my wife's cat. But I need a solid alibi, and I'm worried about CSI: Houston (I'm not sure there is a Who song left that hasn't been used by this series, but if so, imagine one in the background) finding trace evidence of my crime. if any of you has helpful suggestions, please share (as to method and alibi, for clarification) Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was 10 pounds 5 ounces, born the natural way. Take THAT, Mom.I was 10 lbs. even, also born the "natural way" AND my mom didn't have any drugs. Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 upon coming home this afternoon I think I finally decided to murder my wife's cat. But I need a solid alibi, and I'm worried about CSI: Houston...finding trace evidence of my crime. if any of you has helpful suggestions, please share (as to method and alibi, for clarification)after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you. unless you're a celebrity. then you've got a chance of getting acquitted. you'll still have to stand a civil trial, such is the trend. but you won't go to jail. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was 10 lbs. even, also born the "natural way" AND my mom didn't have any drugs. My Mom had no drug, it was at our home AND my dad caught me. I suggest you fold. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you.Unless, of course, you do it in Boulder, Colo. Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 My Mom had no drug, it was at our home AND my dad caught me. I suggest you fold.Um...my dad could beat up your dad? Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Um...my dad could beat up your dad? My dad's in the Marines. Try again Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry: Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 ok, you win! But check out this mom "A woman who forced her stepchildren to gorge themselves on food and drink, then eat their own vomit has been sentenced to two to six years in prison. Venus Critchfield, 35, of Philippi, West Virginia, was also accused of beating the children's feet with boards, and using ropes and hooks to force them to stand for long periods, said Taylor County Prosecutor John Bord." To be honest, that seems like a light sentence Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry: Im seeing your avatar in a whole different way now! Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 i am not going to eat this fennel. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 after working on tv crime shows for 5 years i can tell you that there is no perfect crime. somehow this will get back to you. unless you're a celebrity. then you've got a chance of getting acquitted. you'll still have to stand a civil trial, such is the trend. but you won't go to jail.AND i'm a wicket tattletale, btw, so you're toast if you touch a whisker on that feline. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 fine, she can live. tonight... Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 Im seeing your avatar in a whole different way now! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Im seeing your avatar in a whole different way now! meth? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 meth?How was your "cake"? Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I am the center/tight end for the Panther Hall Warriors flag football team. Our first game is next wednesday. Represent. There's some really lame Ice cream social thing happening downstairs. I think I'm going to skip it. My roommate wants to go buy some alcohol, so I may drive him to the store. Unfortunately, I will not be inebriated as I have a test in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I am the center/tight end for the Panther Hall Warriors flag football team. Our first game is next wednesday. Represent. There's some really lame Ice cream social thing happening downstairs. I think I'm going to skip it. My roommate wants to go buy some alcohol, so I may drive him to the store. Unfortunately, I will not be inebriated as I have a test in the morning. I met my best friend from college at the lame dorm sponsored ice cream social, so don't be too quick to discount it. Also, for you people who think you are so clever for saying meth: Take the Meth Quiz!!! Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 14, 2006 Author Share Posted September 14, 2006 You're a fine fellow, well met, bobbob. This M Ward is blowing my mind etc. Link to post Share on other sites
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