Atticus Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I'm late on the fish part of this thread, but is said fish the reincarnation of the south park fish from the evil alternate universe? If so, I'd watch your ass, especially if aunt flo is in town. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 So, we are supposed to be a team, but he refuses to eat the food I lay out for him. The wedding was lots of fun. Did not end up hooking up with a bridesmaid, as they were all in their 30's. I did end up drinking lots of free alcohol, eating lots of free food, smoking a couple of free cigars, and I somehow ended up talking to a group of Washington lobbyists (while completely drunk), and they told me they were impressed with how articulate and informed I am for an 18 year old and I proceeded to tear apart their argument that the media has a liberal bias. They gave me their business cards and told me to contact them if I ever want to get into politics, or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 wow. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 somehow ended up talking to a group of Washington lobbyists (while completely drunk), and they told me they were impressed with how articulate and informed I am for an 18 year old and I proceeded to tear apart their argument that the media has a liberal bias. They gave me their business cards and told me to contact them if I ever want to get into politics, or something.That's pretty much how I picture your life 24/7. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 If BobBob and his fish take a run at the presidency, I would quite possibly vote for them. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 If BobBob and his fish take a run at the presidency, I would quite possibly vote for them. I think I'd have to be more of a behind the scenes guy in Washington. Not sure having a crazy fish would help my public image. On the plus side, if I were president, I'd choose Chuck D as my secretary of defense. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 I think I'd have to be more of a behind the scenes guy in Washington. Not sure having a crazy fish would help my public image. if Kinky can run for govenor, you can at least run for dog catcher. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I wouldn't vote for b2. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I wouldn't vote for b2. You are just sour because I called you out on when you used to be nicer. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 The wedding was lots of fun. Did not end up hooking up with a bridesmaid, as they were all in their 30's.And that's an obstacle because ... ? Missed opportunity, twobobs. Don't let it happen again. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 George Michael slumped over in his car, arrested with weed... again?!? Sun Article I think at this point Willie needs to sit young George down and give him a stern talking to (about getting someone else to take the wheel if you're that freakin' stoned). Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 You are just sour because I called you out on when you used to be nicer."talking" Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 "talking" "things" Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 My upstairs neighbor is playing "I Know There's an Answer" by the Beach Boys, very very loudly. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 The gunman in the Amish school shooting tied together the feet of most female students and allowed boys to leave the building before shooting his victims execution style, police say. WTF? WTF? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 My sister says I should put a plant in his bowl to make it more homy. I read that as "horny." Also, I voted. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I read that as "horny." So did I. I think that's my third sign of the apocalypse for the day. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I don't enjoy the comedic stylings of the Dane Cook. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 maybe Dane Cook should do a porn video. would that make you like him better? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 maybe Dane Cook should do a porn video. would that make you like him better?why would that make me like him better? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 why would that make me like him better? just an idea, just throwing it out there. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 just an idea, just throwing it out there."Please refrain from addressing me." Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 "Please refrain from addressing me." Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 So did I. I think that's my third sign of the apocalypse for the day.what were the other two? That Caliber came home from work sick today? Or that he was wrong about what floor our storage space was on? That one just about blew my mind, that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
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