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  1. 1. should the president be able to pre-pardon himself for war crimes against detainees to avoid prosecution?

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    • Yes, duh, are you an idiot? How is that possible legal or ethical?!
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    • If congress passes it then i guess it is oki
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I just sent a PM to Froggie, the gist of which is "I am a bit drunk". I think he may appreciate it.

 

(I did make some spelling errors when typing that, but sensibility kicked in to pull me back from the brink)

 

P.S. It's been a while since I have imbibed the vodka!

 

P.P.S Ta ta!

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Thank you wifey for two amazing years of marriage. You're my home wherever we go. One of these days I promise to learn how to properly fold the laundry, even if you never end your addiction to the snooze button. That's some real love there...

 

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Hey, I forgot to tell you I got a can of these - now all I need is a tub.

Tub = terrible waste. Are you thinking Who album cover?

 

Fit for a king I tell you! I had beans on toast on Saturday. Sainsburys value own brand - 11p. Not your connoisseur sauce, but hits the spot.

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I just sent a PM to Froggie, the gist of which is "I am a bit drunk". I think he may appreciate it.

 

(I did make some spelling errors when typing that, but sensibility kicked in to pull me back from the brink)

 

P.S. It's been a while since I have imbibed the vodka!

 

P.P.S Ta ta!

:lol

andrewdowdall pissed! OMC!!@@!!

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andrewdowdall pissed! OMC!!@@!!

Still under control! I have drunk Russians under the table (Verbier New Year 1997 - soft lads my age, but some of the uncles-in-law were just too much in Kyrgyzstan. I can still see the glint in their eyes. Hard men indeed!). Official status: "Slightly merry".

I don't drink often. I'd rather have a soft drink than an odd pint. But when the time and company is right, you've got to go all out.

 

Also "Brahms and Liszt" = pissed

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Tub = terrible waste. Are you thinking Who album cover?

 

Fit for a king I tell you! I had beans on toast on Saturday. Sainsburys value own brand - 11p. Not your connoisseur sauce, but hits the spot.

 

 

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Still under control! I have drunk Russians under the table (Verbier New Year 1997 - soft lads my age, but some of the uncles-in-law were just too much in Kyrgyzstan. I can still see the glint in their eyes. Hard men indeed!). Official status: "Slightly merry".

I don't drink often. I'd rather have a soft drink than an odd pint. But when the time and company is right, you've got to go all out.

 

Also "Brahms and Liszt" = pissed

:lol

Ah!

 

Are you drinking the vodka with glinty eyed Russians now? :brow

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I have drunk Russians under the table (Verbier New Year 1997 - soft lads my age, but some of the uncles-in-law were just too much in Kyrgyzstan. I can still see the glint in their eyes. Hard men indeed!).

 

 

Im reminded of the scene of the (first?) Indiana Jones when Karen Allen is drinking the Uzbecker's (or whomever) under the table in her mountaintop bar.

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Im reminded of the scene of the (first?) Indiana Jones when Karen Allen is drinking the Uzbecker's (or whomever) under the table in her mountaintop bar.

Oh guess what? Me too.

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Im reminded of the scene of the (first?) Indiana Jones when Karen Allen is drinking the Uzbecker's (or whomever) under the table in her mountaintop bar.

Once particular auntie-in-law were ever worse than the men. Gold teeth glinting as well as eyes.

Much as I love you all, I much go now! Good night!

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Too many ants named Dave

 

Did I ever tell you that MCool McCave

Had twenty-three ants and she named them all Dave?

Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.

You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!

Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.

All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!

This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'

As you can imagine, with so many Daves.

And often she wishes that, when they were born,

She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn

And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.

And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.

And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.

And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.

Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.

Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.

And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.

One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.

And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.

And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.

And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt

And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt

And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ...

But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.

 

 

 

 

(Dr. Seuss of course.)

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Once particular auntie-in-law were ever worse than the men. Gold teeth glinting as well as eyes.

Much as I love you all, I much go now! Good night!

 

 

Caliber's gonna have a field day with this.

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