deepseacatfish Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 mentioning the microwave only set me up to be let down.One time I was going to the microwave to defrost some pork or something like that and I noticed a cockroach scurrying around underneath the glass tray...so naturally I decided to fry it, not only did it die, but it must have had a significant amount of metal somewhere in its system because it burnt spectacularly in a sort of whitish/yellow burst. It was an extremely satisfactory experience, even though I'm generally not a proponent of killing things. These bugs are definitely an exception. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I like to shoot them with my bb gun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
explodo Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I seduce them with my eyes before I give them the slap of death. It's kind of like when Walker stared down that grizzly bear except he has a beard and a black sidekick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I seduce them with my eyes before I give them the slap of death. It's kind of like when Walker stared down that grizzly bear except he has a beard and a black sidekick.I'm pretty sure you can get your hands on a fake beard for not too much, as for the black sidekick, you might want to see if that little superstar dude from the youtube videos is employed by anyone, I think he'd be well suited to the job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I caught & killed one of those bastards in my garage one time.I then took a length of sewing thread,tied it around the fucker & hung him from a nail...like U.S. troops would in 'Nam..just to let his buddies know I was NOT to be fucked with. As WMF said,those Palmetto bugs are the worst! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 nah, they're up northBut getting closer every day ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 But getting closer every day ... it might take 1000 years or so for them to reach me. i might even be dead by then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 i might even be dead by thenI don't know - gradual pickling in red wine from the inside - you may make a scientific breakthrough! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I don't know - gradual pickling in red wine from the inside - you may make a scientific breakthrough! no, no red wine today. its october, your equivalent of autumn and we hit 37'C today...... (100'F for the americans) no red wine... no! STRICTLY BEER and since we're expecting a dry wind change tonight, those damn cockroaches/crickets will be out in full force Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 no red wine... no!Rene will be upset. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 let the germans deal with that.... after all, its only his twin brother by the way, fuck, Maria's hot!... what does he see in yvette? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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