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Sky Blue Sky Gets Us High, Too High!

 

This piece goes on to describe a phenomenon that began occuring in May 2007. It appears as though drivers listening to the new Wilco album are so moved by the music that they become inebriated so much so that their driving skills are seriously impaired. As a result, the accident rate among Wilco-listening drivers has "sky-rocketed."

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The Death of Dad Rock

 

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PitchFork Review will read: "With Sky Blue Sky, the once loveably lacontic frontman Tweedy mines the dregs of the Wilco mystique, sending the band to the scrapheap of hipster darling doldrums" .... er, or some nonsensical crap like that.

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The Death of Dad Rock

 

4.7

 

PitchFork Review will read: "With Sky Blue Sky, the once loveably lacontic frontman Tweedy mines the dregs of the Wilco mystique, sending the band to the scrapheap of hipster darling doldrums" .... er, or some nonsensical crap like that.

then wilco will release a live album playing all these songs and pitchfork will be surprised when all the loudest applause is for the new songs

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