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Dear Guys:

Hi! How are you? Congrats on the new record! It is still "growing" on me but you'll be happy to know that we did buy a copy at an independant record store. We only got one copy though--i hope that's ok. We have at least two copies of every other record.

 

So, how are things? Ninjas Liverwurst and I are doing ok. We both had a bit of a stomach flu this past weekend, which is no picnic when you only have one bathroom, but we seem to be surviving. Mr Liverwurst was finally offered a real job at the hospital which is terrific and I am still out on disability. We've been watching a lot of baseball (sorry that the White Sox aren't doing so well--or are you Cubs fans?) and working on the perfect jambayala. Next week we head to North Carolina for our wedding anniversary and for the whole family reunion thing.

 

I wanted to let you know that i'm good with the whole VW thing, and all the other things you guys do to make this whole rock and roll thing work for you. I may change my mind if you start endorsing republican candidates for office, but currently we're good. :thumbup

 

So, I will wrap this up by saying that i hope that you have a quality tour; don't forget to stay well hydrated, and phone home as often as you can because you know how the all your loved ones worry whenever you guys are out on tour, what with crazy fans and foreign countries and everything. Make sure you get decent meals too and enough sleep. Oh, and seatbelts. Don't forget to wear them!

 

Hope to see you soon--What are the chances of some chicago shows at the end of the summer? We're trying to come out to visit all our Chicago peeps and would love to catch up with you guys...

 

your friend, LysistrataSmith

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:wub What Jen said. Especially the part about endorsing Republican candidates. :lol
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Guest ChooChooCharlie

If I can somehow manager to win that Living Room show auction, would you and Ninjas please accept my sincere invitation? This letter tells me all I need to know about what a couple of cool cats you must be in person :yes

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Dear Guys:

Hi! How are you? Congrats on the new record!

 

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your friend, LysistrataSmith

If you're angling for a spot on the guest list, there's got to be a better way. :P

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Very nice letter. A couple of things though. Ninjas Liverwurst's avatar....not so good. Another thing, I wouldn't think the perfect jambalaya and the stomach flu would go so well together. Other than that it was a very nice letter with me agreeing whole heartedly with the Republican thing, and the have a nice tour thing. B)

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...the perfect jambalaya ...

 

I've made this based on the recipie caliber66 posted, it is devine. Of course, I don't think you are supposed to refer to jambalaya as being devine, but you get my point.

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Oh man. I had to scrap thousands of issues of a newspaper once because of that mistake. Not a good day.

 

 

Well, I certainly hope your paper doesn't use "INVISION POWER BOARD" software to compose or edit it's articles.

 

But alas, I am sorry :blush

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