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Holy....

 

balls!

[Mrs. Peel]

I don't see that! Was that the picture I attached? I see the real picture, sorry! It should have just been a picture of a band.

 

K, all better now???

[Lammycat]

I don't see that! Was that the picture I attached? I see the real picture, sorry! It should have just been a picture of a band.

 

K, all better now???

Better. There was a picture of a bum blowing another bum in the street. Cute image, though.

[mpolak21]

All Directions: List Members of the Badminton Hall of Fame

 

1. Ana Jovanović

2. Ydre

[quarter23cd]

I don't see that! Was that the picture I attached? I see the real picture, sorry! It should have just been a picture of a band.

What other boards have you been posting on?

[Mrs. Peel]

I hate those links that end up replacing the real picture with another. Sorry, guys! I STILL can only see the real picture.

 

What other boards have you been posting on?

 

Are you implying that picture was in my clipboard????

[quarter23cd]

Are you implying that picture was in my clipboard????

No, no. *cough* Of course not.

[IATTBYB]

Precalculus - Cremisan

 

1. Unifying Theory of Programming

2. River Dever

3. Foundation Engineering

4. Waco Rangers

5. Castres-Mazamet Airport

6. The Rookie

7. Mussie

8. Runemaster

9. Return of an Old Friend

10. Keysville, Georgia

11. Yoshakai

12. Whitehorn (C-Train)

 

The nerds from the math club have learned 3 chords and how to bust a beat on this highly anticipated debut release from Precalculus, available exclusively at Wal-Mart. And don't even think for a second of illegally downloading these tracks as these AP rockers have encrypted each and every CD with a powerful virus that will melt your motherboard faster than you can scream "Lars Ulrich is a money grubbing bastard!"

[yermom]

Duddenhoe End -NZR K class

 

Dying Like Ophelia

Treble-bar

The Psychedelic Furs

Marijke Vos

Jewish World Review

Morlocks (disambiguation)

Picui Ground-dove

Septoria helianthi

602

Gozilla

3D: Dialogue

Tete

 

"This dark third album from Hawaii's most popular Goth band, Duddenhoe End, is a bit of a grower. Sadly, lead singer and cultural icon, Deathface Von Darkness, took his own life before the album was finished and as a result, half of the tracks feature vocals by newcomer bassist, Skip Tater. Skip's unique vocals (he has used a mechanical larynx to speak since a tragic farming accident which occurred before he joined the band) contribute immensely to the otherwise weak songwriting. Von Darkness's increasingly fragile mental state is evident on tracks like "602" in which he simply whispers many possible addition equations equal to 602 while the band backs him by playing the gothest version of "Jingle Bells" ever recorded in Hawaii. As uncomfortable as it is to listen to such emotional breakdowns by one of my favorite Goth visionaries, I highly recommend this important album and believe it will top many year-end lists this December."

(Album Review by Barbara Walters, 2001)

[tapmyglass]

All In The Mind- In the Penal Colony

 

1) Le Canon De Kra

2) Legging (canals)

3) Iritis

4) USS Heron

5) Psion Series 5

6) Garden Township, Minnesota

7) Elizabethton Twins

8) Private Annuity Trust

9) Tempo

10) Notolabrus

11) Ladies Man (The D4)

12) Figleaves

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K, all better now???

 

 

yes. better. thanks. I wish you could have seen it!

[Mrs. Peel]

yes. better. thanks. I wish you could have seen it!

 

I don't!!!

[Mr. Kinsley]

Labor Slogans- Rochford and Southend East

1. No Alternative

2. Hopewell-Loudon High School

3. Qur'an desecration

4. Phil O'Donnell

5. Separation Anxieties

6. Iron Jawed Angels

7. Democratic Party of Arkansas

8. mnoGoSearch

9. Vladimir Bartol

10. Metal-insulator transition

 

A leftist-leaning bunch of blokes from England and Scotland, cut from the same cloth as Arctic Monkeys and Bloc Party, but with more keyboard and even more pretense.

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I don't!!!

 

 

it was something to behold! I never knew you were into homeless sex.

[EL the Famous]

bum porn?! c'mon now, pee...

[Mrs. Peel]

I think I may need to suspend myself for a week.

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M

[KevinG]

P. H. Welshimer - Boqueix

[Mr. Kinsley]

Bum Porn

 

Not a bad band name. Maybe to just kick it up yet another notch on the offensiveness chart we could instead go for Homo Hobos?

[Guest David Puddy]

Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch - List of Major Companies Based in Hyderabad, India

 

1. metal aromaticity

2. sahara desert

3. pill hill

4. the homecoming

5. virginia state route 420

6. heller's broad-nosed bat

7. aurora floyd

8. flamingo

9. buxa tiger reserve

10. webster, texas

11. king bee

12. defeating deafness

[Mr. Heartbreak]

Laura Flores - Turnover (employment)

 

1) Passover Seder

2) Stray Cats

3) Dan Patrick (politics)

4) Miss Navajo

5) Silversword alliance

6) Deck the Halls

7) 221B Baker Street

8) David Lafata

9) Horace Bury

10) Hamilton Avalanche

11) Alpheus Felch

12) Sayyad Zabiuddin

 

Known to the music industry primarily for her grammy winning single, "El Alma No Tiene Color" (The Soul Has No Color), Mexican indie rocker Laura Flores dishes out a vicious cornucopia of hot tamales on her third release, Turnover (employment). Beginning with Passover Seder, in which she savages the U.S. government for not recognizing Jewish holidays, Flores, who is Catholic, runs through styles as diverse as her multicolored waist-length hair. Rather than the expected tribute to rockabilly legend Stray Cats, the second track features a heartbreaking coda of actual feral cats growling in hunger while drums pound out an ominous salsa beat.

 

Dan Patrick (politics) is a parodic "tribute" to the Texas senator whose political causes include a boycott of Bill Maher's television show Politically Incorrect. Flores is equally dismissive of beauty pageants in Miss Navajo and of dubious sexual practices in her modern retelling of the legendary Alpheus Felch. But it is on the cover songs that she is at her most vituperative. Deck the Halls is a blast of south of the border punk, transforming the insipid Christmas standard into a Latino version that sounds like a Mexican waitress channelling Johnny Rotten, while 221B Baker Street subverts the Gerry Rafferty classic by keeping the tune note-perfect while reversing the lyrics, e.g., "Dead in your head but light on your feet ...."

 

The disc ends with the chilling Sayyad Zabiuddin, the name of a suspect in the July 2006 Mumbai train bombings. His name was also given as Zabiuddin Ansari by a different source, but here Flores just calls him "that asshole."

[cryptique]

Ford B Platform - Camp Peace

 

1. Greentrax Recordings

2. Tamworth Railway Station

3. Interleukin 5

4. Trialeti

5. Burscough F.C.

6. Vibes

7. List of Asteroids/154201-154300

8. KTPN-LP

9. Border Pacific Railroad

10. Hell's Bell's (Play)

11. Tropical Storm Gamma (2005)

12. Northanger Abbey

 

Ford B Platform started out in the late 1980s as a Bachman-Turner Overdrive tribute band, but their fortunes plummeted after a major office supply chain began to use "Takin' Care of Business" as its advertising jingle. Rather than disband, however, they decided to cut their hair and start writing their own songs. Sadly, they never managed to shake the BTO sound completely, and despite their ventures into Syd Barret-inspired space-rock ("List of Asteroids/154201-154300) and synth-based atmospherics ("Tropical Storm Gamma (2005)"), much of this sophomore effort simply rehashes the third-rate BTO rewrites from their debut album, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet. They've labored in obscurity for years, and there's a reason for that.

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Battle of Soor - David Arquette

 

1. Berner Schilling

2. Jehu Amaziah Orr

3. Soltindan

4. Thomas Edward Ravenshaw

5. Gandi SAS

6. Extreme points of Massachusetts

7. Jan Groenveld

8. Prentice Moreland

9. Highways of Ecuador

10. Catubig, Northern Samar

11. Book closure

12. Judy Lee Tomerlin

[Mrs. Peel]

H2X Radar: The Middle Years

 

1. USS Procyon

2. Pater

3. Fossil Fuel

4. Preimplantation Diagnosis

5. Georgetown, Monongalia County, West Virginia

6. Bulldog Drummond

7. Barleria aculeata

8. February 16 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)

9. Baron Coleraine

10. Natal Homing

11. Infection and Immunity

12. USS Pope

 

H2X Radar is actually a collaboration between Andrew Bird and Sufjan Stevens. They split the writing duties for this album, intertwining Stevens' touching songs about sunken battleships (USS Procyon, USS Pope) and reworked spiritual hymns (Pater) with Bird's catchy tunes of infectious diseases (Infection and Immunity, Preimplantation Diagnosis) and historical football stars (Bulldog Drummond).

 

Editor's Note: It was great once, guys, but please don't do it again.

[Mrs. Peel]

Duddenhoe End -NZR K class

 

Dying Like Ophelia

Treble-bar

The Psychedelic Furs

Marijke Vos

Jewish World Review

Morlocks (disambiguation)

Picui Ground-dove

Septoria helianthi

602

Gozilla

3D: Dialogue

Tete

 

"This dark third album from Hawaii's most popular Goth band, Duddenhoe End, is a bit of a grower. Sadly, lead singer and cultural icon, Deathface Von Darkness, took his own life before the album was finished and as a result, half of the tracks feature vocals by newcomer bassist, Skip Tater. Skip's unique vocals (he has used a mechanical larynx to speak since a tragic farming accident which occurred before he joined the band) contribute immensely to the otherwise weak songwriting. Von Darkness's increasingly fragile mental state is evident on tracks like "602" in which he simply whispers many possible addition equations equal to 602 while the band backs him by playing the gothest version of "Jingle Bells" ever recorded in Hawaii. As uncomfortable as it is to listen to such emotional breakdowns by one of my favorite Goth visionaries, I highly recommend this important album and believe it will top many year-end lists this December."

(Album Review by Barbara Walters, 2001)

 

This got lost in the "Great Bum Porn Scandal of 2007", so I'd like to say DAMN, THIS IS FUNNY!!!