kidsmoke Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What a unique character, what a unique mind he had. Still makes me laugh harder than anyone, at the littlest things..."I like to take a toothpick to the woods, and say "You're home!" " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ9fOTSU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Dude was pretty funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema, they are off white". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted October 25, 2013 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 "I was going to whiten my teeth but then I thought, nah, I'll just get a tan." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I love the escalator joke! and... "I had a stick of Carefree sugarless gum, but I was still worried." Here's some early days Mitch: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 My wife gets annoyed with me because I can't eat anything with rice without saying, in that familiar halting voice, "Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want two thousand of something." I have one of Hedberg's concert DVDs, and I take it down from the shelf occasionally. Miss him, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I wonder if the FedEx gut knows he's my dealer. And the bit about Pringles was originally going to be a tennis ball company, but they delivered potatoes instead of rubber and said WTF, lets make chips. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Thanks for that... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 See I'm a dreamer, man, and when I was a cook I'd always work with people who weren't dreamers. Like, I was cooking at this restaurant and I put a hot dog on the grill and my kitchen manager came over, and he said, "Mitch, put the hot dog up here, in the right hand corner of the grill, so in case you get a whole bunch of orders at once you have all this space available." See that's how I knew he wasn't a dreamer, 'cause the day I give up my dreams is the day I have strategic grill locations. A dreamer has a philosophy: The entire grill is hot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 That early clip is great! Thanks! I love to bring a Mitch cd along on long road trips, because when the going gets dull, he's great for picking up flagging spirits. The quote above brought that to mind, since "Strategic Grill Locations" is my personal favorite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 PS: This is what this part of the alphabet would look like without the Q and the R. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Don Draper Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I want a suitcase...handcuffed to my wrist. Alright, alright. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'll be mad at me for saying that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lammycat Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The receipt for buying a donut bit is excellent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The receipt for buying a donut bit is excellent. I was just coming in here to say that! Every time I buy a doughnut, I think that. (I bought doughnuts this weekend, and giggled as I did so.) My sisters and I all use the same transit stop to get to work, and the escalators are rarely in service. We will often mention to each other that the escalators are still temporarily stairs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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