Lammycat Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Why do you hate Dylan? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I thought we were looking for good songs here. Dylan is the place to start when it comes to good songs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Zappa has A LOT of terrible. juvenile-esque lyrics. I realize it's kind of his "thing" and all, but I remember being 13 or so and putting Sheik Yerboutti on the turntable for the first time and, even at that goofy age, cringing a bit at some of the lyrics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Yeah, but some of those songs themselves just aren't good.The trick is finding a good song with a bad lyric. Okay, here's a Zappa one: Can't escape the conclusionIt's probably God's WillThat civilizationWill grind to a standstill That is pretty weak, but the rest of the song is really funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
choo-choo-charlie Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Desolation Row is brilliant, from start to finish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Desolation Row is brilliant, from start to finish.No, that would be Visions of Johanna. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
choo-choo-charlie Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 No, that would be Visions of Johanna. That, this, and Just Like a Woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 "Visions..." is likely my favorite Dylan tune, lyrically (next to "It Takes a Lot to Laugh," ...). GD always did a really nice version of it, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Kiss songs may not be "good", but their lyrics always make me laugh. Deuce's first line: GET UP! And get your grandma outta here! But their best (worst) song for lyrics has got to be Love Gun: I really love you babyI love what you've gotLet's get together, we canGet hotNo more tomorrow, babyTime is todayGirl, I can make you feelOkay I love that he's promising to make her feel "okay" - that's such a total "meh" seduction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I love that he's promising to make her feel "okay" - that's such a total "meh" seduction.Classic.Check out the lyrics to Rocket Ride or Great Expectations for some real laughs, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Don't forget Room Service. http://www.avclub.com/article/jon-wurster-on-why-he-hates-kiss-room-service-83543 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Don't forget Room Service. http://www.avclub.com/article/jon-wurster-on-why-he-hates-kiss-room-service-83543that was a great read. I'm like the author in that I have no interest in KISS's music, though they were my favorite band when I was about 7 or so (that phase included Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park, and their appearance on the Paul Lynde Halloween special.) but I want to know everything about them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 This should be easy to come up with but I'm struggling. If it's a good song, sometimes the lyrics are so bad they are actually kind of good. Maybe something by YES? Or how about: Baby learns to crawl, watching daddies skin. --- Paul Weserberg. Although that's actually kind of clever. Wait, how about Last in Line by Dio, metal is often good for bad lyrics: We're a ship without a stormCold without the warmLight inside the darkness lit at peaceWe're a laugh without a tearHope without the fearWe are coming??..HomeWe're off to the WitchWe may never never never come homeBut the magic that we'll feel is worth a lifetimeWe're all thrown upon the crossWe'll be thrown before the tossYou can release yourself but the only way is DownWe can't come aloneWe are Fire We are stoneWe're the hand that writes & quickly moves away[CHORUS]We'll know for the first timeIf we're Evil or DevineWe're the Last in LineTwo Eyes from the EastIt's the Angel of the BeastAnd the answer lies between all good and BadWe search for the TruthWe could die upon the ToothBut the thrill of just the chase is worth the pain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Baby learns to crawl, watching daddies skin. --- Paul Weserberg. Although that's actually kind of clever. That's one of my all time favorite PW lines. Right up there with handful of friends. For a klunky PW/mats like look no further than my usernamesake - I hate music/got too many notes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 That's one of my all time favorite PW lines. Right up there with handful of friends. For a klunky PW/mats like look no further than my usernamesake - I hate music/got too many notes. There is something about it that is almost too clever and kind of gross. But it is a very Westerberg line so I can look past it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I like big butts and I cannot lieYou other brothers can't denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waistAnd a round thing in your face you get sprungWanna pull up tough'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffedDeep in the jeans she's wearinI'm hooked and I can't stop starinOh baby, I wanna get wit'chaAnd take yo pictureMy homeboys tried to warn meBut that butt you got makes m-m-me so hornyOoh, Rumpo SmoothskinYou say you wanna get in my Benz?Well, use me, use me'Cause you ain't that average groupieI've seen her dancin'To hell with romancin'She's sweat, wetGot it goin' like a turbo 'VetteI'm tired of magazinesSayin' flat butts are the thingTake the average black man and ask him thatShe gotta pack much backSo, fellas!(Yeah!)Fellas!(Yeah!)Has your girlfriend got the butt?(Hell yeah!)Tell 'em to shake it!(Shake it!)Shake it!(Shake it!)Shake that healthy butt!Baby got back!L.A. face with a Oakland bootyBaby got back!L.A. face with a Oakland bootyL.A. face with a Oakland bootyI like 'em round and bigAnd when I'm throwin' a gigI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animalNow here's my scandalI wanna get you homeAnd ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh!I ain't talkin' bout Playboy'Cause silicone parts are made for toysI want 'em real thick and juicySo find that juicy doubleMix-A-Lot's in troubleBeggin' for a piece of that bubbleSo I'm lookin' at rock videosKnock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoesYou can have them bimbosI'll keep my women like Flo JoA word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with yaI won't cuss or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna(Uh!)Til the break of dawn!Baby got it goin' onA lot of pimps won't like this song'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit itAnd I'd rather stay and play'Cause I'm long and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction onSo, ladies!(Yeah!)Ladies!(Yeah!)If you wanna roll my Mercedes(Yeah!)Then turn around! Stick it out!Even white boys got to shoutBaby got back!Baby got back!Yeah baby, when it comes to femalesCosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"So your girlfriend rolls a HondaPlayin' workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMy anaconda don't want noneUnless you got buns, hunYou can do side bends or sit-upsBut please don't lose that buttSome brothers wanna play that "hard" roleAnd tell you that the butt aint goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I pull up quick to retrieve itSo Cosmo says you're fatWell, I ain't down with that!'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'To the beanpole dames in the magazinesYou ain't it, Miss Thing!Give me a sista, I can't resist herRed beans and rice didn't miss herSome knucklehead tried to diss'Cause his girls are on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'emSo ladies, if the butt is roundAnd you want a Triple-X throwdownDial 1-900-MIX-ALOTAnd kick them nasty thoughtsBaby got back!Baby got back!Little in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Baby when I met you there was peace unknownI set out to get you with a fine tooth combI was soft inside there was something going onYou do something to me that I can't explainHold me closer and I feel no pain every beat of my heartWe got something going onTender love is blind it requires a dedicationAll this love we feel needs no conversationWe ride it together, uh huhMakin' love with each other, uh huhIslands in the stream that is what we areNo one in between how can we be wrong?Sail away with me to another worldAnd we rely on each other, uh huhFrom one lover to another, uh huhI can't live without you if the love is goneEverything is nothing if you got no oneAnd you did walk in the nightSlowly losin' sight of the real thingBut that won't happen to us and we got no doubtToo deep in love and we got no way outAnd the message is clear this could be the year for the real thingNo more will you cry, baby I will hurt you neverWe start and end as one in love foreverWe can ride it together, uh huhMakin' love with each other, uh huhIslands in the stream that is what we areNo one in between how can we be wrong?Sail away with me to another worldAnd we rely on each other, uh huhFrom one lover to another, uh huhIslands in the stream that is what we areNo one in between how can we be wrong?Sail away with me to another worldAnd we rely on each other, uh huhFrom one lover to another, uh huhIslands in the stream that is what we areNo one in between how can we be wrong?Sail away with me to another worldAnd we rely on each other, uh huhFrom one lover to another, uh huhIslands in the stream that is what we are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Danger in the shape of somethin' wildStranger dressed in black, she's a hungry childNo one knows who she is or what her name isI don't know where she came from or what her game isHot child in the cityHot child in the cityRunnin' wild and lookin' prettyHot child in the citySo young to be loose and on her ownYoung boys, they all want to take her homeWhen she goes downtown, the boys all stop and stareWhen she goes downtown, she walks like she just don't careHot child in the cityHot child in the cityRunnin' wild and lookin' prettyHot child in the cityCome on down to my place, babyWe'll talk about loveCome on down to my place, womanWe'll make loveHot child in the cityHot child in the cityRunnin' wild and lookin' prettyHot child in the cityHot child in the cityHot child in the cityRunnin' wild and lookin' prettyHot child in the cityHot child in the city Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I believe in miracles Where're you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thang you I believe in miracles since u came along, you sexy thing Where did you come from, baby How did you know, I needed you How dod you know I needed you so badly How did you know I'd give my heart gladly Yesterday I was one of the lonely people Now your lying close to me, making love to me I believe in miracles Where're you from, you sexy thing, sexy thing you I believe in miracles Since you came along, you sexy thing Where did you come from, angel How did you know I'd be the one Did you know your everything i prayed for? Did you know every night and day for Everyday, you'd give love satisfaction Now your lying next to me, giving it to me I believe in miracles Where're you from? you sexy thing, sexy thing you I believe in miracles since u came along sexy thing Kiss me, you sexy thing Touch me baby, you sexy thing I love the way you touch my darling, you sexy thing Its ecastacy yesterday i was one of the lonely people Now your lying close to me giving it to me I believe in miracles Where're you from? you sexy thing, sexy thing you I believe in miracles Since you came along, you sexy thing Touch me, Kiss me darling,i love the way you love me baby Its ecastacy, its ecstacy, sexy thing, I love the way you kiss me darling Love the way you hold me, keep on loving me darling Keep on loving me baby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I like big butts and I cannot lieYou other brothers can't denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waistAnd a round thing in your face you get sprungWanna pull up tough'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffedDeep in the jeans she's wearinI'm hooked and I can't stop starinOh baby, I wanna get wit'chaAnd take yo pictureMy homeboys tried to warn meBut that butt you got makes m-m-me so hornyOoh, Rumpo SmoothskinYou say you wanna get in my Benz?Well, use me, use me'Cause you ain't that average groupieI've seen her dancin'To hell with romancin'She's sweat, wetGot it goin' like a turbo 'VetteI'm tired of magazinesSayin' flat butts are the thingTake the average black man and ask him thatShe gotta pack much backSo, fellas!(Yeah!)Fellas!(Yeah!)Has your girlfriend got the butt?(Hell yeah!)Tell 'em to shake it!(Shake it!)Shake it!(Shake it!)Shake that healthy butt!Baby got back!L.A. face with a Oakland bootyBaby got back!L.A. face with a Oakland bootyL.A. face with a Oakland bootyI like 'em round and bigAnd when I'm throwin' a gigI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animalNow here's my scandalI wanna get you homeAnd ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh!I ain't talkin' bout Playboy'Cause silicone parts are made for toysI want 'em real thick and juicySo find that juicy doubleMix-A-Lot's in troubleBeggin' for a piece of that bubbleSo I'm lookin' at rock videosKnock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoesYou can have them bimbosI'll keep my women like Flo JoA word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with yaI won't cuss or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna(Uh!)Til the break of dawn!Baby got it goin' onA lot of pimps won't like this song'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit itAnd I'd rather stay and play'Cause I'm long and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction onSo, ladies!(Yeah!)Ladies!(Yeah!)If you wanna roll my Mercedes(Yeah!)Then turn around! Stick it out!Even white boys got to shoutBaby got back!Baby got back!Yeah baby, when it comes to femalesCosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"So your girlfriend rolls a HondaPlayin' workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMy anaconda don't want noneUnless you got buns, hunYou can do side bends or sit-upsBut please don't lose that buttSome brothers wanna play that "hard" roleAnd tell you that the butt aint goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I pull up quick to retrieve itSo Cosmo says you're fatWell, I ain't down with that!'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'To the beanpole dames in the magazinesYou ain't it, Miss Thing!Give me a sista, I can't resist herRed beans and rice didn't miss herSome knucklehead tried to diss'Cause his girls are on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'emSo ladies, if the butt is roundAnd you want a Triple-X throwdownDial 1-900-MIX-ALOTAnd kick them nasty thoughtsBaby got back!Baby got back!Little in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much backLittle in the middle but she got much back what are you talking about?Those are genius! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 A few clunkers from the Wilco canon: When you perform it's so intense. (The Lonely 1)His vocal chords are made of gold / He just looks a little too old (Late Greats)The drunks were ricocheting (Sky Blue Sky) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bleedorange Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 A few clunkers from the Wilco canon: When you perform it's so intense. (The Lonely 1)His vocal chords are made of gold / He just looks a little too old (Late Greats)The drunks were ricocheting (Sky Blue Sky) What's wrong with that one??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 A few clunkers from the Wilco canon: When you perform it's so intense. (The Lonely 1) His vocal chords are made of gold / He just looks a little too old (Late Greats) The drunks were ricocheting (Sky Blue Sky) Noooo! Those are all good! Especially the awkwardness of the line from The Lonely 1. Remember, that's from the perspective of an overinvolved fan (yes, I'm looking in the mirror) who would say something geeky like that. And the other two, well, I have no problem with them. They don't strike me as particularly brilliant but not clunkers either. Interesting that what falls flat on one person's ear isn't necessarily the same for everyone. Can we all agree that "turn your frown upside down" maybe wasn't Jeff's finest moment? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I really like this tune, but really?: Don't sit next to me in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-GWho's that bouncing on your kneeCould it be my baby bumble bee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 is the lyric "when I sat down on the bed next to you, you started to cry" kinda cheesy??don't get me wrong. I LOVE the songI always loveYour hands and feet are mangosYoure gonna be a genius anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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