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might be the horniest song ever.

While it might have the appearance of a wire service news article, it is clearly credited as a LifeNews.com piece, which I would assume has a clear, unhidden agenda, and is under no obligation to be "objective." If they cloned Suppan, could he relieve himself? What's his stand on Tommy John surgery? Were Lou Gerhig's parents just asking for trouble, naming their kid after a disease?

Suck on this!

Daniel Johnston's .

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GK: "This is the exact location of the one person in America who hasn't heard the story of how we were dropped by Reprise Records." JT: "Amazing how that story never gets old."

I am Jeff Tweedy. Except taller. And no soda.

Sorry to bore you. Just a suggestion.

Spend one month in Iraq. That way, you'll rebuild some credibility on the subject and demonstrate some empathy for our troops. Your welcome.

Hell, I was bashing these guys 20 years ago. How cool/close-minded does that make me?

Here.

Replacements: If Only You Were Lonely Well, I walked out of work And I was tired as hell Another day's come and gone and oh well Somewhere there's a drink with my name on it Well, I ordered a scotch as I bust through them doors Spilled half on my jeans The other half on the floor When I saw you standing by that video game Well, I ain't very good But I get practice by myself Forgot my one line So I just said what I felt If only you were lonely, If only you was lonely too, If only you was lonely I'd go home with you Twenty push-ups this morning, that was half my goal Tonight I'll be

Let's hope the Cards remember to show up to the World Series this time.

Let me just say (listen up, ladies): I have NO PROBLEM with those tits. Those are nice, big, natural tits. You like 'em tighter, ya gotta go smaller (natural, that is). Those are beautiful baseball-gloves-full of fun.

Single guys are creepy. By FRANCES D'EMILIO, Associated Press Writer ROME - A priest acknowledged Thursday that he was naked in saunas and went skinny-dipping with Mark Foley decades ago when the former congressman was a boy in Florida, but denied that the two had sex. The Rev. Anthony Mercieca, 69, speaking by telephone from his home on the Maltese island of Gozo, made his comments after the Sarasota Herald-Tribune published an interview in which he described several encounters that he said Foley might perceive as sexually inappropriate. Mercieca said the Florida newspaper report w

What a catch by Chavez! Finally something exciting happens in this deathly dull series.

The Unicorn - Irish Rovers - Gilbert O'Sullivan (seriously, I can barely read the screen now. Yes, I am the World's Biggest Pussy.) anything with a cello and/or french horn.

I got it! Instead of an opening band, let's have Jeff and a drunk fan go a few rounds before Wilco's set. Saves money, and could make for some real inneresting performances. Do I smell pay-per-view? Remember Joe Frazier and the Knockouts? I saw 'em between games of a Phillies doubleheader in '72

So, this mix tape . . . is it a cry for help?

Don't Explain - Billie Holiday

McCain is walking, talking proof to all you human rights pussies that torture ain't that big a deal. Hell, he can almost comb his own hair.

but what a way to go!

Homeland Security skeptical about NFL stadiums threat Associated Press WASHINGTON -- A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat. The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend. The Homeland Security Department alerted authorities and stadium owners

Dance, dance!