jenbobblehead

i don't like camping.

oh quit your bitchin'. you were all set to lay pipe with a freshman about two weeks ago.

how do you feel about objectification?

and i would totally let jess poke me with needles.

yes. you can cook your salad.

is that you behind him in the water?

i want a tigers tee shirt. what do i got to do to get one?

those kids are growing so fast that their pictures are all blurry.

It was the army train that took her daddy from her It was the bible train that took her momma too And that high loud whistle made her horse run away But the straw the broke the camel's back was you It was the government train that took away her childhood It was the KKK that took away her past It was the white man's will that hers be broken But that barefoot girl could run too fast Because the world's too cold for a girl like that with a Blackfoot soul and a cowboy hat Everything she loved went down the dragon track She had a fear of trains In the beet fields of Montana She's always c

dear caliber: would you be embarassed if i started a spousal appreciation thread?

Woobie: who died of complete organ failure after a trip to the groomers: the cats held a vigil by his side until we took him to the emergency room where we had to say goodbye, and when we came home some hours later, they had left one of their toy mice in his bowl, which was still full of food. over the course of a few weeks, the kibble slowly disappeared, and on the day his bowl was empty, the mouse was gone as well and i washed out his bowl, and put it in a safe place. he was a beautiful dog who had been badly abused before we came to us, an untouchable creature who once he decided you

this is why we don't date the students.

yay! day three! a reward:

why would a car dealership tout itself as "pet friendly?"

the red sox, who have been swept by the royals, managed to beat the yankees three out of four games at Yankee stadium. nutty.

oooooo when does the new season start? if you get showtime, you can watch BROTHERHOOD which was filmed in our neighborhood in its entirety.

what office? I thought you were unemployed these days, livin' large as a "kept" woman?

i think, if i actually saw one of these, that i would like a shark shaped great white lemon ice popsicle. do they really exist? I ask here because the Just A Fan people are scary.

well, since you made a special request, i say get rid of the shoulder pads as long as the construction of the jacket isn't damaged in the process.

when working for my father, we had to trim all grass by hand because he didn't want any seed heads flying into the garden, or for string to cut into bark of trees.

hey hey hey, step off, earth mama. There's only room in his life for one old lady with environmental leanings and a history of strange behavior and affinity for bugs and frogs, and that's ME.

yay! kitttttties!

maybe we can get this thread pinned so we can cheer on all the quitters.

i tried to arrange for the yankees to sweep the red sox, but it didn't work out. sorry.

does it help those trying to (or have already quit) quit smoking that bars and restaurants are going smoke free all across the country?