Dude

Good craft isn't bad art. It's good craft. Do you not see the difference between craft and art?

Isn't straight-up narrative craft, not art? If Stone offers a lifeless retelling of a story, he's no more of an artist than Thomas Kinkade.

Pain = tragedy - comedy x time.

Did you know what movie I was quoting, Beltmann? I figured you'd get that ref.

The same side w/ Dustin Diamond?

I think Pauly Shore is the cutoff.

I guess that all depends on what your definition of "celebrity" is.....

Celebs should just give up on marriage altogether. Why do they even bother?

The night Lincoln was shot, you couldn't joke about it. You just couldn't do it. But now, time has gone by, and now it's fair game. Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Hold up a bunch of fingers...

I fired my last proctologist for not being tougher and more exploratory.

I get these and I'm not even menopausal yet.

the alien face. creeepy.

How about fashion and makeup tips for sanitation workers?

Happy belated B-Day Peel. It's too bad you're not turning 40 yet cause LOOKIE WHAT HAPPENS!

Wasn't that the theme in Rocky III? Happy Birthing Day!

This one in particular is scaring the piss out of me.

Is Tweedy turning into Garth Hudson?

Were you sitting on the ground? 'Cause if you were too lazy to stand and hold your spots you pretty much deserved to be run over.

E. Sue would weigh in with her two cents on this fashion stuff but she's still recovering getting kicked in the head by a Flaming Lips crowd surfer.

Let me go I'm only letting you down I've got nothing to say to you now I lose the feelings that are weighing me down When I'm safe It's turning morning, all the birds sing I'm not complicating anything I'll have another then I'll go to bed But I'll dream of you Cause it's almost over And it's almost gone And I can feel the sweet illusion, coming Sweet confusion, honey Sweet illusion coming down And I ain't got nothing but love for you now You and I used to shine like a jewel But times been nothing to us but cruel So play it out and never played the fool Cause you'll lose every time W

I highly approve of Jeff's fashion decisions yesterday. The hat and green-and-white striped jacket combo set a new standard of cool that few of us mortals will ever achieve.

They're putting the album + bonus tracks back onto a single disc to annoy the hell out of a new generation of EC fans.

Yes, which means the AntiChrist is: