Albert Tatlock

I don't know - gradual pickling in red wine from the inside - you may make a scientific breakthrough!

Before or after the life threatening head injury? You are obsessed by that show aren't you

But getting closer every day ...

From the bizarre (Steve Colbert (You know who you are )) to the ridiculous (Damien D). Such have been the comparisons. Actually maybe I'm the bastard offspring of both - the head of Colbert but the heart of an Irish boozer. Just look in my profile for a (slightly fuzzy) pic from 3 years ago.

... something stirs.

I remember the TOTP performance. Can't find that, but there is this:-

The back story ... http://www.rte.ie/sport/2006/1007/ireland2.html Glasgow kiss I know. Not sure what a Dublin kiss is.

Indeed. He's a big lad. Hope you didn't mention the dreaded word "Cyprus". Saw some adverts for him today - touring arenas here soon as part of the support for Willy Nelson.

I've eaten fried grasshoppers (not bad, but legs get stuck between the teeth). Maybe imagine them more as a food resource.

e-snacks

... but he was rubbish at maths.

I've said this before I think. Cardiff, Newport, and Liverpool are hotbeds of British rules baseball (all ports where sailors brought back an amended version ot the game from the US). We played at school instead of cricket in the summer. Cricket balls are the hardest.

Eh? The ball is 16 inches wide?

Granted.

See, that's where our cricketing heritage kicks in. We can always catch our own puke. "You lot" won't go for anything without a baseball mitten on.

I know a man who is ... http://forums.viachicago.org/index.php?s=&...st&p=774693

End of an era

Guilty giggling over here

They only bought us in June. Maybe I'll get a chance for a quick word with him during his next visit when I'm dishing out the tea and executive afternoon macaroons from the trolley. Also, JoJo ticket now in my grubby paws - "London" does exist after all!

Kind of harsh on the ears (fierce Irish delivery) all in one go, but some great stuff on there.

I Don't Want To Play House - Tammy Wynette. I really like that song.

OK, so I caved in. The bastard's got me just where he wants me

That's harsh.