Albert Tatlock

Eh? The ball is 16 inches wide?

Granted.

See, that's where our cricketing heritage kicks in. We can always catch our own puke. "You lot" won't go for anything without a baseball mitten on.

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End of an era

Guilty giggling over here

They only bought us in June. Maybe I'll get a chance for a quick word with him during his next visit when I'm dishing out the tea and executive afternoon macaroons from the trolley. Also, JoJo ticket now in my grubby paws - "London" does exist after all!

Kind of harsh on the ears (fierce Irish delivery) all in one go, but some great stuff on there.

I Don't Want To Play House - Tammy Wynette. I really like that song.

OK, so I caved in. The bastard's got me just where he wants me

That's harsh.

Well, I don't want to burst your bubble, but now haven't you landed yourself in a cake plate dilemna?

Ethereal double header whilst I concentrate. It worked - just solved that problem.

Unless that was some kind of living room show, that doesn't sound a very fitting turnout for his level of talent.

Sid Griffin - As Certain As Sunrise. one third poor. One third OK. One third pretty good.

Top of the morning to you. All bright eyed and bushy tailed here.

"You are awful - but I like you."

"You've all done very well" EDIT Shock horror! He's chairman of the company that owns most of the one I work for!

Up the Irish!

Once particular auntie-in-law were ever worse than the men. Gold teeth glinting as well as eyes. Much as I love you all, I much go now! Good night!

Still under control! I have drunk Russians under the table (Verbier New Year 1997 - soft lads my age, but some of the uncles-in-law were just too much in Kyrgyzstan. I can still see the glint in their eyes. Hard men indeed!). Official status: "Slightly merry". I don't drink often. I'd rather have a soft drink than an odd pint. But when the time and company is right, you've got to go all out. Also "Brahms and Liszt" = pissed