Sir Stewart

She looks like a can opener with a blonde wig.

Actually no - I think of her as from the '00s (does that make sense? It doesn't, does it. She and Fey & Mollie Shannon started in the '90s didn't they. Alright, fuck my earlier post). I'm thinking specifically of that one chick.

Of course knowing the Family Guy, Cleveland could be an inspired choice.

"Giggity"

No spinoff for Quagmire?

SNL is certainly better now (and has been for awhile) than it was in the dreaded post-Carvey 90s - I still can't watch any of those Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider/all those ugly unfunny women episodes. Norm MacDonald and Chris Farley and Phil Hartman were great. Other than that, pure crap. (You too, Chris Rock. You may one of the all-time standup geniuses, but other than Nat X, what skit chops you got?)

The greatest injustice.

It's an injustice greater than anything ever. Do you have an account with them?

Awesome.

I'd like that.

So did I.

What's helped me is remembering a conversation I had with an engineer, when I said to him "I don't even know how those things get in the air!" He calmly explained how wind resistance and the plane's wings communicate to lift it in the air, it was pretty cool. We were next to an airfield drinking a bottle of Maker's Mark at the time. So it's a nice memory for me. You can insert yourself if you want.

Because there's no "Add to Jackass list" option. Say enough annoying bullshit, and you get to be on my Ignore list. I still read the posts of those I have on Ignore, it's just a nice warning sign for me. I see "You have this person on Ignore" as "Warning: this Jackass has annoyed you many times over. Take with a grain of salt." Many folks use the Ignore option liberally here. I recommend it.

Pin it.

It wasn't cancelled, guy-I-have-on-ignore.

Fucking funny.

If Axl Rose read that, he'd wire Michael Monroe ten bucks.

Do you have any idea how much you contradict yourself here?

Of course, there's the issue of what CDs should be classified as in the realm of art - are they equal to the painting or are they equal to the reprint of the painting?

Philip-Michael Thomas once boasted that his life's ambition was to win each of those awards, using the phrase "EGOT" to make his intentions clear. I hope someday to meet him, but for now, you win Maudie.

What an asshole!

What is this the human doormat thread?

Barack Obama is no Hurricane Peter McNeely.

Good Lord.