Elixir Sue

Oops...I was just rejoicing about oyster crackers in general (but I'm glad to hear they've made it to Columbus).

OYSTER CRACKERS!!!!!

Now wait just a minute...I'm sure the Rules of Professional Responsibility have something to say about that.

Congratulations!!

Hey now.

I wholeheartedly agree.

I'm sorry...I just can't allow that.

AM: Blue Eyed Soul / It's Just That Simple BT: Misunderstood / Why Would You Wanna Live ST: She's a Jar / My Darling YHF: IATTBYH / Pot Kettle Black AGIB: Hell is Chrome or Muzzle of Bees / I'm a Wheel

Et tu, Brute?

Haters. Sometimes music like that is just fun.

These bands do not appreciate the fact that some of us have family obligations that weekend. P.S. Wolfmother rocks, IMO.

I was a gymnast for about 8 years...we did not associate with cheerleaders.

Is that "Groovejet" playing in the background?

That rocks! I'm not really down with playing "made for children" music for my kids. My hypothetical kids, I mean.

Wait, does this mean I'm not your lawyer?

I have another way.

Happy birthday!!

I can be linked to the Queen of England in 6 steps.

Seconded. I daresay it's perfect.

I like Lucero too.

Still not all the way through it, but so far I think it kicks ass.

I don't really care for Nirvana, either.

I don't know, WMF is my homegirl. Join the club. I'm pretty sure the only way out (other than to pay up) is death.

If you can meet my [very reasonable] reserve, you can do whatever you want with it.