Elixir Sue

Dear Caliber, I've had a pretty serious toothache for about 3 weeks now. Considering I have no dental insurance, should I just try to use an ice skate to remove it, a la Tom Hanks in Castaway? Thanks, ES

What's Sam Ash?

Exactly.

Congratulations!!! I hope your wedding day is beautiful.

Amen, sister. Although it's frozen pizza for me, and no baseball.

I think I'd quit after having to cook, or even serve, the monstrosity that is hash browns "all the way."

Alrighty then.

You have some sort of obsession you need to get off your chest?

I haven't tried any of those.

Has it already been 2 weeks?

Edit: Oh...that's a line from a song.

I can't wait!!

I thought she said "most of you" because some of the people who posted pics of babies aren't breeders themselves...

No kidding.

Um...my dad could beat up your dad?

In keeping with the animal theme:

I was 10 lbs. even, also born the "natural way" AND my mom didn't have any drugs.

Happy birthday!

I'm pretty excited about the new Modest Mouse album.

Blow Pops. I'd take a Blue Razz Blow Pop over a Tootsie Roll Pop any day.