bjorn_skurj

It may be another 100 years before we get to politics without religion in this country. It may never happen.

Good. Then it should not move to make it illegal.

And some of us think a woman's uterus is her castle. OK - here's my proposal. If a woman doesn't want the baby and the man does, an embryonic transplant can be made, so the man can have all the baby he wants.

Because without reproductive rights, women will always be in a subordinate position to men.

If Palin is a feminist, then I am a Flat-Earther.

You should move to Ulster County. You'd fit riiiiiight in.

My sister is re-relocating from New Mexico back to New York, in part because she is afraid my niece and nephew will grow up stupid if they go to school there.

Dudes, what states do you live in? Here in New York, being a public school teacher is a pretty good gig. Not rockstar lawyer money, but better than the average.

Sorry to piddle on your parade, but I am not a moron. Last IQ test came in at 136.

Oh Allah!

We could give him a bag of pork rinds and a can of Bud Light to see how he reacts.

How many Marlins fans have been lost to alligator attacks? Will the new stadium have anti-gator devices?

And Putin too?

Yeah. It ain't like the Dolphins are any good either.

What does Celine's husband have to do with it?

That was good.

Heh.

Well, concerns over blacks learning how to read obviously crowded out his religious training.

Well, fuck. Isn't K-Rod a free agent after this season?

Is Karl Rove a Democrat? Was Lee Atwater?

Shush. He's a better writer than you or I.

Sarah Palin is to John McCain as the Bandit was to Cledus. Think about it.

Warm birthday wishes, retroactive to yesterday.

Hope it was a good one!

Evolution Needs You! [Poster of Darwin pointing finger.]