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Man, how I had to bite my tongue when Reagan died and we had to put all of this pro-Ronnie stuff in the newspaper.

That's insane. I'm willing to be patient and speak clearly, and even learn the word for "hazelnut" in Spanish, but geez, Louise, if you're going to live and work in this country, make an effort to learn English, will you not?

I will say I really dug the suit Jeff wore in his wedding pictures. Shit was SHARP.

Since my sources tell me that the next album's instrumentation will be completely steel calypso drum, I don't think that's the case.

I buy most of my own clothes, because everybody hates me.

I blame the space program. Where are the giant spaceships to take large numbers of people to distant planets?

I just switched over to them. They had a sale at Wal-Mart, and I was like, "What would Al Gore do?" Killing=Erroneous use of religion. Charity=Correct use of religion. The evil is man's, not God's.

I heard you can get rid of those by lifting the back of a car.

What kind of balls?

I already bought it! And my mom bought one too! And I paid 99 cent for "Let's Not Get Carried Away" on the iTunes.

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It is, but it irks me when bands do this.

I got an advance shot of the Rockies' new alternate uniforms! (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

Dude, please YSI me the drugs you are on if you think one presidential election will change what has always been true in America - that people with the money have the power. Hillary will be an improvement over what we have now. I like Obama, but I don't think he has a chance.

Life was good during the first Clinton administration, remember? Barack is a fine guy, but he would be the second coming of Jimmy Carter - a fine guy who couldn't get anything done.

Ibid. Happy birthday!

One hears the majority, if not the vast majority, of people in a position to have intelligent input on this - climatologists, thaumaturgists and lumberjacks - believe man-made carbon emissions are behind our current warming trend.

Woo, Kentucky!

Gagne's in. Reminds me of this exchange from Knocked Up. Jonah: Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing? Martin: Oh, another beard joke? Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam? Martin: It was really awkward. Jonah: See ya... Scorcese on coke.

Because the Red Sox are really, really good. If Cleveland wins this series, or even takes it to six games, they will have accomplished a major thing.

I am going to watch Le Cercle Rouge later.

I'm sure the next ice age will roll back global warming.

You don't have to. When I was at Shea the other night, I booed the living shit out of the Mets.

It would seem that in New York, Boston and Philly, you will get booed if you suck, even if your suckage is ultimately irrelevant or harmless. I get the impression this does not happen so much in more polite regions.