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Boogie Nights was good.

I did. I could not help but admire that dark intensity. And he's not even a Scorpio.

Bulls v. Celts in this year's Eastern Conf. finals. Sans Bryant, Boston wins. Avec, Chicago wins.

A fire that may have been lit in him as a result of last year's AFC Championship game.

Somewhere, Alan Greenspan heaved a sigh of relief.

I did my part!

The economy is no longer designed to allow for that level of patience.

The cheeseburger, rock 'n' roll and the defeat of fascism in the 1940s.

And if they restore the draft, perhaps die for it.

This is true, but if everyone was frugal, the economy would collapse in on itself, and we would have a lot of unemployed people who used to work selling plasma TVs, iPods and other cool-but-unnecessary stuff hanging around.

Clearly, it should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

In western society, it is generally held that whoever owns a piece of land owns the resources under it, so no.

I don't think any. I was tempted to walk out of Warhol's "Chelsea Girls," but I was hoping to get over on the girl I took with me, so I stayed.

Only if you win, and in the case of Great Britain in WWII, sometimes not even then. The U.S. made out like a bandit in both world wars.

Apologies to my Catholic friends, but I'm with the dirt worshipper on this one. That celibacy rule seems to twist too many minds.

Best wishes and healing thoughts, LB.

Helluva team, helluva year.

See you at the next Scorpio cabal meeting! Did you know we share our special day with Julia Roberts, Bill Gates, Charlie Daniels and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Thanks, everybody! I am celebrating by having a chicken dinner and getting a new car battery!

The one time I used an electric, it turned my face into something akin to raw beef, so none of that shit for me.

I was 19 and love was, in fact, tearing me apart at that time.

That's hardcore. I personally cannot conceive of a better shave than the one I get with the Mach 3, teamed with Bath and Body Works shaving gel ($7.50 a can but it lasts a while, like the better part of a year, and I'm worth it.) and some sort of fancy aftershave goo, like Nivea for Men. Those who have the privilege of touching my face say it is actually smoother than most babies' bottoms.

My nephew would cry if he saw that.

Fantasies, Well Meant By BOB HERBERT I must have hit a nerve. While in Las Vegas last week, I interviewed the mayor, Oscar Goodman, who enthusiastically explained how legalizing prostitution and creating a series of