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Ha! I have been awake ALL THIS TIME!

What happens when you cut your stories out for your clippings file is that your prospective employers don't see the rest of the paper. I learned basic journalism not so much from my classes but from writing stories for the SUNY New Paltz Oracle, which kicked ass back in the '80s, if I do say so myself.

I wish. I wrote a little blip last night about a homeless guy who was found dead after living in the woods. I'm pretty sure I'll end up like that.

Working late again tonight.

To New York, Michigan is still Native American country.

City told to pay anonymous extortionist by Friday ... or else! The Las Cruces Sun-News reports today on its Web site that, after discussions with city police, it has decided to reveal the deadline set by an anonymous extortionist for city officials to pay a large sum of money or face random shootings of its residents. That deadline is Friday, the Sun-News reports. The Sun-News, which received a letter with the extortion demand last Friday -- the day city officials got a copy of the same letter, said it decided to publish the date of the deadline after meeting Tuesday with police official

It was a West Coast thing until recently. We just got them in this area a few years ago.

I've always been proud of that stain, considering what I've paid for it.

Hmm. Some dude in Staten Island had an alligator, check that - SEVEN alligators - a tortoise, two electric eels and some emus in his house.

He didn't get away with it. They settled out of court and Bowie and Queen are now listed as co-songwriters. Sure, he deserves death, but justice is funny like that.

Like periods of starvation and no health insurance. I prefer to be on staff.

Kick the shit out of a candy machine and get fired.

I'm effing busy! And sober!

LONDON (Reuters) - Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife. Dr Weilie Hu and surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital in China performed the complex 15-hour surgery on a 44-year old man whose penis had been damaged in a traumatic accident. The microsurgery to attach the penis, which had been donated by the parents of a 22-year-old brain-dead man, was successful but Hu and his team removed it two weeks later. "Because of a severe psycho

We have to play it cool for the time being. Office politics are spiky these days.

We've kind of laid off the "drinking at work" thing, sadly.

Despite being on deadline, I have just created a new comic book character: EPP - Evil Purple Pumpkin.

Not one of our best nights, but maybe it'll pick up.

"It was time to do the job." - Hunter S. Thompson

It is my Tuesday. There is no day worse for me than Tuesday.

No, the other dead Superman. His dad, I think.

Indeed. I saw it on Friday. Not bad.

Just don't scratch yourself while slicing jalapenos.

We suck. Have a happy one!

He was good in the dead Superman movie.