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Mine's working OK so far.

AFC East games are always hard to predict. If I were ScottHoward, I would stay away from betting on intradivisional matchups.

I think I might have solved the thing that was making my Internets kinda unstable this past week.

My sister has a mantis tattoo on her back.

And what a nice present Eli Manning and Plaxico Burress got you! Have a happy!

I don't like that either.

teh psychic phenomena ...

Jesus, how did the XM know I really wanted to hear "The Seeker" tonight?

I have tried to take up smoking tobacco in the past, but my lungs are always like, "It's one or the other, dude."

1. I am always surprised to find that other parts of the country do not have the Greek diner infrastructure we enjoy here in the Northeast. 2. Thousands of years from now, historians will put Denny's, IHOP, Cracker Barrel and the like in the same category as lead plumbing.

Nah. Not really in a "dating" frame of mind currently.

We had Indian food and then went to see Hollywoodland, which was pretty good. Affleck can act when he puts his legs into it.

"Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum."

I'm not really wowed by the aesthetics of 7.0.

Kanye was right. Hard to tell the truth in this country.

I am going to see Pete Hamill like this. ODINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Be careful. "Only do half," and don't blend with alcohol. And get a designated driver.

Why, thank you. Don't tell anyone I said this, but driving on heroin is harder.

I have written three songs in my entire life: "Pay First, Then Pump" "My Name Is The Devil" "Driving Down The Road On Acid"

Honey Nut Cheerios.

I did not a hell of a lot of studying in college, but I went to SUNY New Paltz.

There are plenty of real-world reasons the Mets have generally sucked since then. The Jets and Knicks too, for that matter. There are some Yankees fans who believe that since they told the Man Upstairs they would never ask for another World Series win after 2000, the Yankees will never win another World Series.

Dylan's not so hot a motorcyclist either, they say in Woodstock.

My mom, in order to instill the Protestant Work Ethic in me, made me give birth to myself. angry: