bjorn_skurj

Look at the bright side. Torture is bringing the U.S. and Syria closer together!

If I had a French bulldog, I'd name him Vercingetorix.

A tax on Internet bulletin boards?

What the hell kind of a war is this? NATO vs. NATO?

That's fine track, right there. And suitable for Sunday School!

Because this country was founded by Puritans. Duh.

I could use a hit of ... oh, never mind.

"I, Claudius."

It might help, as would planting more trees. A huge volcanic eruption/asteroid strike would, while inconveniencing millions or billions, drop temps low enough for Arctic and Antarctic ice to refreeze, thus strengthening the "conveyor belt" effect of ocean circulation which is currently threatened.

"Cash, grass or ass - Nobody rides for free."

Global warming is a greater long-term threat to the world than terrorism or atomic proliferation.

I don't think it's entirely her fault. I think her kid is into Eminem.

I'm sure, but Cosmonauts used to die all the time.

Being a U.S. astronaut used to be a pretty safe position. What, five or six moon landings and everybody made it back?

Dudley Do-Right is appalled, I'm sure.

My sister's dog, Stripe. A mutt they picked up in a parking lot of a central Albuquerque K-Mart. A good dog, good with the kids and the goats.

The world isn't overflowing with sane women. Watch for knives. My friends have a basset named Otis, named after the late Mr. Redding. A really cool dog.

Ideally, religion should keep people from killing other people. But wicked persons manipulate people's strong religious feelings to get them to do wickedness upon their fellow humans. You could get rid of religion, but I'm pretty sure we'd still find shit to kill each other over.

We can all find redemption. Forgive and forget.

Zeppelin rules! (I got detention once for writing that on a locker). All of their albums are awesome; my faves are II, III, Houses of the Holy, Physical Graffiti and Presence. You'll like T. Rex too. (Analogman will be SO proud of you!)

There are some people who can't go anywhere or do anything without their dog(s). And they're not even blind.

"The Mona Lisa, what a dog. Michelangelo, was he gay or something? And Van Gogh - holy shit, his stuff looks like kindergarten finger-painting at the school where the 'short bus' goes."

The comic was awesome, as was The Vikings, The Killing and Three Days of the Condor. Le Samourai and Andrei Rublev are next. Netflix is the bomb.

That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I wouldn't [expletive] her with your dick."