JUDE

Sorry, I am so apathetic to those southern hillbillies that I didn't really pay attention to the distinction between Memphis and Nashville. They are all bible thumpin cousin screwin no teeth havin welfare check cashin sumbitches to me.*

For the Darkstar: I'd also like to add, that I watched MEGA-DISASTERS this weekend and they were talking about the New Madrid fault, if that baby ever pops again, all you poor bastards in St. Louis and Nashville are pretty well fucked. Good luck.

Minnesota Rocks!!!

How about those 1980's glamour shots you posted awile back.

My Uncle still hase a couple of cases of "Billy Beer" he's waiting to cash in on.

Uh, Jimmy Carter. Duhhh.

"Jungle Fever"

THRILLER!!!! The 15 minute version. Edit: Honorable Mention: Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me.

I wish.

Former Congressman J. Flick D-FL

Now we're talking!

I think I was wearing "Jorts" when I met you.

Can the "Jorts" look be pulled off so to speak if one is wearing them out in the yard working, wearing say a sweat shirt and some tennis shoes?

Catch Me If You Can was filmed in my home town. My high school girlfriend and her brother had a small part, and I worked with most of the actresses who played the cheerleaders in the film. Oh yeah, I have made the "Twin Cities Run".

Can you snorkel out to the Corvette?

I'm still bummed about that 69' Corvette being put in the lake.

I'm going to reserve judgment until Big Ray produces a rip of these a ledged conversations in a lossless format. Also, I am masturbating whilst typing this message, I am using a towel for easy clean up.

If the subject from whom you'd like to gather information from is male, I'd suggest: 1. Anything from the Grease sountrack. 2. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.

~~~~vibes~~~~

"I got two words for Don Henley -- Joe Fuckin' Walsh. Thanks for playing, Don; how long's your pony tail now?" -- Denis Leary

I kind of wish Jim Backus would have made a cameo in that video.

I am seriously gonna start rocking the wife-beater/suspender/blue pant/white hi-top look again. I just need to work on my 'chili dipper' goatee.

If you could photo-shop some male pattern baldness onto that cat you'd have a pretty good likeness.

Yeah, I was kinda getting that vibe from you when we met. Sorry, it's hereditary and Rogaine is over-rated.