Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 road rash!!!!1111!! Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 One night at Dunkin Donuts, circa 1992, my pal Jeff stretched and had his t-shirt ride up, exposing his seemingly bottomless belly button. With a perfectly executed toss (accompanied by a karate-ish yell), I threw a quarter across the table and lodged it squarely in his belly button. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 He got the Star Wars sheets, I got the internet. Now we shall never mention him again. 'butt-pee' Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i am cleaning road rash like this Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 pics? low ride jeans + commando = you don't want pics Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 He got the Star Wars sheets, I got the internet. Now we shall never mention him again. That's too bad. I liked that guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baseball bobblehead Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 yay! the roasting pan! yay! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 why was the taint thread closed? this is very upsetting. Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 low ride jeans + commando = you don't want pics Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Her name is Yoshimi. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 she's a blackbelt in karate. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 working for the city... Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I guess I'm going to be the one who ruins it, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 oh my god, you killed it! you bastard! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 how could you Chris? I mean really... Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 She has to discipline her body. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i just made my friend bonnie throw up in her mouth a little. my day is complete. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Way to ruin it, TG. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 cause she knows that Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Way to ruin it, TG. DAMMIT BOBBOB!!! it'd be tragic. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 It was one hundred degrees, as we sat beneath a willow tree, Whose tears didn't care, they just hung in the air, and refused to fall, to fall. And I knew I'd made horrible call, And now the state line felt like the Berlin wall, And there was no doubt about which side I was on. Cause I built you a home in my heart, With rotten wood, meant to cave from the start. Cause you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. No you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. I braved treacherous streets, And kids strung out on homemade speed. And we shared a bed in which I could not sleep, At all, woo, hoo, woo, hooOoOo. Cause at night the sun in retreat, Made the skyline look like crooked teeth, In the mouth of a man who was devouring, us both. You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, But they're closing the bar and they want us to leave. And you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. No you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. I'm a war of head versus heart, And it's always this way. My head is weak, my heart always speaks, Before I know what it will say. And you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all alongthere were churches, theme parks and malls,but there was nothing there all along Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 what exactly was in the shaved balls thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 thanks I may pee myself Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Man, I had a totally shitty day today. Link to post Share on other sites
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